Yancy: Shoe's new green speeds seem to be popular.
Mel: New irons $35 a pop, lie about the meter speed!
Chad thinking: Yeah Versagate never touched us. Might need a scapegoat this time though. Let's go with it and fire poor Shoe if things get hot!
Yancy: So, you want to release a new range of paranormal gear in the pro shop, are you serious?
Mel: Woah, hold on a moment now Chad. Prices for that kind of stuff would be out of this world.
Chad: EXACTLY.
Chad: We want you 2 to investigate why so many are leaving the game. We think it could be alien abductions.
Mel: Pssst, Yancy, you getting this?
Yancy: Yeah, this guy is screwier than we thought.
Mel: We want to know why so many folks are getting so many lip outs lately?
Chad: They just need to upgrade, and putt better, thats all.
Yancy: Come off it Chad, the holes are this big.
Mel: I see it costs the Europeans roughly 90 bucks to order a cap with the USGA gift card?
Yancy: Ouch, thats gotta hurt. How much did you pay for yours Chad?
Chad: I err, mine was err.....next question.
Doc :)