lol, dont mind me folks, i got bored, so decided to play around a bit with this. Just for fun folks. Couldnt keep doing pictures, so will story some if.
Yancy: Me and Mel where heading over to St Andys and whatnots to play some golf now, you with me?
Mel: Yesiree, and what we saw was out of this world.
Yancy: Luckily, Mel had his camera all up there on Andys, and snapped this picture now, you still with me?
Chad: Err, ok, so we got Aliens playing, whats new?
Yancy: Well, me and Mel got to thinking and such, and decided to pay y'all a visit all up there in WGT headquarters.
Mel: Sure did, and while we where heading all up, we noticed your trash wasnt thrown out.
Yancy: Well Chad, you know me and Mel, we like things nice and clear and such. Its in our nature. So Mel went all over and started to clear up the trash when he came across this chart:
Chad: Hmmm, normal and VEM trajectory, that could be anything.
Yancy: Thats right Chad, but we dont do investigatables for nothing, so we gone dug deeper.
Mel: Sure did, and guess what we found next?
Chad: Aliens?
Yancy: No Chad, we found this manual.
Mel: As you can see Chad, the chart, and the manual match up.
Chad: So what are you guys trying to say here?
Yancy: We thinks you are using Aliens technologies and such to manipulate the game.
Mel: Yup, and we think this Stargateymathing is some sort of portal that whisks your ball off into no mans land.
