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Belated Birthday

Sat, Dec 21 2013 12:06 AM (60 replies)

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DaddysKat

3,554 Posts

Thu, Dec 19 2013 11:33 AM

Hey Opy,

I see you're hard at work again in the Shipping Department. I released my new virtual ninja ... her name is Lynx1000 and she had instructions to find and trash VEM9000.

Anyway, she did find VEM hanging out in a sushi bar, and together they proceeded to get trashed on Saki.

Since you live so close to the bar, I put them both at your place to crash. I was lucky enough to find a key under the welcome mat! I don't think they will be waking up anytime soon. Just wanted you to be aware.

Be careful ... k? Lynx gets a bit goofy when she's drunk! Here's her pic ... just so you know what she looks like:

Oh yeah ... you might want to put a lock on your fish tank! She has this insatiable hunger for Sushi!

Thanks for giving her a place to crash! I'd let her stay with me, but she's already diced the precision dots off my new Nike L85 irons!

Kat ♥

opyeuclid

6,709 Posts

Thu, Dec 19 2013 12:34 PM

HELLO Lynx1000 ,, You can stay at my place any time .

sweetmiffy

2,110 Posts

Thu, Dec 19 2013 12:43 PM

opyeuclid:

HELLO Lynx1000 ,, You can stay at my place any time .

I hate her.

Her eyes are too big anyway.

opyeuclid

6,709 Posts

Thu, Dec 19 2013 3:38 PM

sweetmiffy:
I hate her.

But its still cool if I bring her to your pool party .

andyson

6,415 Posts

Thu, Dec 19 2013 3:52 PM

I'd bet...

1. When Lynx jumps off the roof, she does a double back flip with a full twist and lands IN the pool.

2. When landing in the water, she doesn't get wet.

renniw52

5,385 Posts

Thu, Dec 19 2013 4:31 PM

Pool party, HELLLLLLLLLLLL YA. Ever seen a wet squirrel? The pictures taken in the fridge with the door closed have been sent to the FDA, the CIA, FBI, USDA, NORAD, PETA, E-BAY, SPCA, AVON, DICKS, UNDERARMOR and Victoria Secret. I didn't send any to the WGT for two reasons, their programmers wouldn't have a clue where to start looking and if they did they would hold OPY accountable. Wait until you see my tail fins.