I suppose this is where I step up to the podium ands accept my Golden Nut Dragger?
This is going to be longer than an Oscar acceptance speech...so hang on.
I'd like to thank the Academy.....all my piers at Film Actors Guild....
Dr. Dougie Howser for rendering advanced trauma life support for me when I lost to the Miffster.
Mr. PaulTon and THE Mushmeister for allowing me to use VooDoo and all sorts of Black Magic on them.
Doc Moose - we finally got the film into post-production, my friend.
My good friend Zio (Luigi) of the Mario Brothers for using WGT balls.
Mr Sdork - for his sportsmanship - which I stole from him after 2 holes. Call me bad names will ya, braw?
Here's Johnny - to whom I owe the most for not showing up like the cheap Scot bawbag that he is - thanks for showing up as a guy.
The accident prone Legend that showed me the error of my ways and beat me up on OCC...that'll teach me Miffster.
Mr Opy Taylor for taking time away from babysitting Don Knotts.
Many Thanks to whomever I have forgotten about as well.
And last but NEVER least - My oldest friend on this game - The Nut Dragger Himself.
I'd also like to thank.....
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