I also would like to offer myself as a playing companion. I'm a well-mannered, well-aged Scorpio scorpion with a sense of humor. If asked, I am honest with my response. I do not tease, belittle, swear (aloud) or sting (I bring my own crickets). I don't require alcohol to move or function (ahem...lol).
Skill level is unimportant. Having fun is. Maybe a threesome? You, renni and I. No...wait...I meant the 3 of us...you know...together. Wait. I mean as a group playing around. No, A round.
I meant...oh farnsdickle...I give up. Besides, this is starting to sound like a dating chat room.