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Mon, May 20 2019 7:58 AM (294 replies)
  • zagraniczniak
    1,984 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 4:36 AM

    You're old when your 18-year-old daughter says, "Padre, you need to go out and find yourself a girlfriend before you become a complete fuddy-duddy."

  • PETERGEORGE1
    572 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 4:43 AM

    ..... when queuing up on a Thursday at the Post Office for my pension, the queue parts like the Red Sea as all the other pensioners murmur let the old boy through.

  • savoy251
    296 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 5:19 AM

    remember this,getting old beats the alterative.as long as you wake up on this side of the dirt you're doing jest fine.

  • Fraenkel
    2,252 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 5:31 AM

    Great thread Andy. Your mood is always miraculous to bring some laughters.

    Did try with mine: "You konw you're getting old when kids call you Sir".

    It's funny but damn, it's so frustrating indeed.

  • garylewisgr
    415 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 6:04 AM

      Thank you very much Alcaucin !!  I didn't expect it .

      Very generous of you !            Gary

  • alcaucin
    9,041 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 6:42 AM

    quakerdarlo:

    You know you are getting old when...

    Princess Anne looks rather nice....

    LMFAO, thought that only 3 weeks back !! sent

    Fun thread all, thanks for taking the time...

    Andy

  • Dutch57
    362 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 7:28 AM

    When you grandson ask " Grampop, how many dinosaurs were alive when u were a kid"

     

  • WigerToods2010
    8,447 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 9:15 AM

    You know you are getting old when you make that long forgotten orgasm face whilst trying to pull yer socks off!

    ;)

  • howmanylicks
    843 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 9:36 AM

    You know you're getting old when:

    The candles cost more than the cake...

    Shaving your legs becomes your exercise that day...

    You see a hot guy and think "He could really carry a lot of groceries!"

  • chrisironsbones
    3,524 Posts
    Fri, Jul 11 2014 11:55 AM

    alcaucin:

    chrisironsbones:

    You know when you're getting old when you're only entertainment is posting answers to "!you know when you're getting old"

    Or when a little lighthearted fun annoys you..eh Chris ?  

    ( 3 posts in ) , must make you 80 ish ? :))

     

    Another person who posts before they think.  READ MY ANSWER AGAIN.  is there a complaint, moan, whine there???.......Do i act like something ANNOYS ME as you say??   Read again, the fact i say YOUR ONLY ENTERTAINMENT Is positing answers to this thread means its ACTUALLY A BIT OF ENJOYMENT & FUN.

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