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5 sleeves to the best answers ..imo

• royphillips1 1,278 Posts

  Tue, Dec 30 2014 2:25 PM

  you know your getting old when the clock is Right only 2 times a day cause you forget to wind the damn thing

• fairground11 1,211 Posts

  Tue, Dec 30 2014 2:29 PM

  you know you are getting old when you are getting a haircut and you check for any dark hairs on the floor rather than any grey hairs

• NBown1 313 Posts

  Tue, Dec 30 2014 3:03 PM

  you know your getting old  wen some one asks a simple queiestion and when you start to answer   you  forget what the .................  what was the question ?

• ALDOSCOTLAND 904 Posts

  Thu, Jan 1 2015 2:28 PM

  i thought i was young looking till i opened a xmass prezy from the wife and it was anti rinkle cream lol

• scruffy30 231 Posts

  Thu, Jan 1 2015 2:47 PM

  You know you are getting old when.......

  "Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative

  You don't remember being absentminded.

  Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

  Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

  Your ears are hairier than your head.

• mantis0014 8,946 Posts

  Thu, Jan 1 2015 10:10 PM

  fairground11:

  you know you are getting old when you are getting a haircut and you check for any dark hairs on the floor rather than any grey hairs

  Ahhhh, yep. The person who cuts my hair, cuts all the black hairs and leaves all the grey hairs.....lol

  -Roger

• bubbsboy 6,879 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 2:53 AM

  You know ya getting old when, when if you, and then when you, yes its a lovely day, whens the bus coming.

• lonnieskinner 1,677 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 4:11 AM

  You know your getting old when you were one of the first to post in this forum and now its 20 something pages later. Geez, come on.

• 9,041 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 4:26 AM

  YKYGO when..... ^^^^

  You get as cranky as Lonnie  ;-)

• DAputts 1,913 Posts

  Fri, Jan 2 2015 4:57 AM

  you know you are getting old because you remember when Moby Dick was a minnow.

  you know you are getting old when your finger is as jerky as the meter and you think it was a smooth  round...