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Mon, May 20 2019 7:58 AM (294 replies)
  • PCFRASER
    111 Posts
    Sat, Aug 9 2014 10:22 AM

    You know your getting old when.......

    You can pee into more than one urinal at the same time.  :)

  • frappefort
    3,994 Posts
    Tue, Aug 12 2014 12:19 PM

    You know you are getting old when .......   you want to ad to this thread ,and you realise you already did .  And you forgot what you where going to write to start with.

  • bigkhj
    53 Posts
    Thu, Aug 14 2014 11:31 PM

    You know your getting old when after trying to look older than you were (10-24 yrs) and trying to look younger than you were (25-55 ish ) are just not important anymore and you just don't give a crap

     

  • duffer19
    3,670 Posts
    Thu, Aug 28 2014 3:37 PM

    you know you're getting old (getting may be too kind) when you think women's tennis players skirts are TOO DAMNED SHORT - ffs - pay for the extra 2 inches

  • duda51
    1,007 Posts
    Mon, Sep 15 2014 12:11 PM

    you know your getting old when the dog has to take you for a walk

  • hpurey
    11,505 Posts
    Mon, Sep 15 2014 1:43 PM

    When your kids are learning about events in history that happened during your time in the Military.

     

  • Dustyjack
    583 Posts
    Tue, Sep 30 2014 8:56 AM

    You realise that you are really old when you find out your wife has been ringing round the local funeral homes to see if they have any special offers.

    John (79 last Sunday) LOL

  • mjeepp83
    264 Posts
    Tue, Sep 30 2014 9:05 AM

    You know you are getting old when your sitting down, peeing , in the lounge chair. And it's ok. Depends, portable toilet.  lol

     

     

  • duffer19
    3,670 Posts
    Tue, Sep 30 2014 9:31 AM
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  • Berryblue
    53 Posts
    Tue, Sep 30 2014 9:59 AM

    you know you're getting old when they give you the senior discount at McDonalds, without asking.

     

    you know you're getting old when you look down and all you can see is your boobs resting on your toes.

     

    you know you're getting old when you can't find the cord to plug in your cell phone, or the receiver to talk into.

     

    you know you're getting old when the phone rings and you answer the t.v. remote.

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