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• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 5:15 PM

  "Take this wind and shove it! I ain't playin' it no more

  My skin is dry my hair's a mess I look just like a ho

  Every game we're playing is way beyond a breeze

  So take this wind and shove it! I'm askin' pretty please

  ...next verse please... 

• opyeuclid 6,709 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 5:39 PM

  The green speeds here are killing me 

  My tap ins lip and roll farther than the first 

  Stupid green speeds are killing me 

  Please take my 3 putt and Shove it 

• fmagnets 3,640 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 5:42 PM

  It springs up at the worst times - and here it is again,

  Why does this high wind curse me? I wish it would refrain,

  I don't know how to deal with it, I don't know what it means,

  I'll be more careful next time, and not eat those baked beans....

• hacksaw5 313 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 6:18 PM

  I bought them fancy balls, there doin me no good.

  When I put backspin on it, it's like I'm wearing a hood.

  How'd that that ball go in the bunker? There's just no f'ing way!

  I'm gonna play with my friends, and stash my money away.

   

  Take this wind and shove it!  I'm gonna have some fun today!

• garylewisgr 415 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 6:55 PM

     "take this meter and shove it !   and trample it on the floor !

      take this meter and shove it !   I can't hit the ding no more !

     take this meter and shove it !  Lets throw it out the door !

     Take this meter and shove it !  Its giving me the fits !

     So take this meter and shove it---cause its done given me the  --hits !! "

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 6:57 PM

  Take this wind and shove it,

  Don't matter what ya do,

  WGT has a way to give ya a good screw.

  You aim your ball,  hit the ding,and then when least expected

  Your perfect shot is taken over and your whole damn game is wrecked-ed.

  How's that for a word?

   

• opyeuclid 6,709 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 7:30 PM

  renniw52:

  wrecked-ed.

  Was the word of the day 

  Then Yancy came to play 

  MrCaddie started the give away 

  And A troll hid under his rock .

   

  The Bouncer said , you can post no more  

  so much for the way we play 

  Each has a game 

  Please light the Frapp candle and pass it this way 

   

   

   

• JFidanza 1,676 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 7:43 PM

  Linkin Park's  'Ode To Pinehurst'

   

  ♪ I tried so hard
     to hit the ball
     But in the wind
     It doesn't even matter

  
    I had to flop
    to stop the ball
    But on the greens
    It rolls off like a batter ♫

• 2DAMFLASHY 1,141 Posts

  Fri, Aug 15 2014 9:00 PM

  A BAUM ...BAUM ,,BAUMMMM .......

  I've been gettin blow;n around... loozz'n balls,,,, every single day now;;; for i swear what seams like years....

  all i did was buy more cally's ,,, an try not to showww the tear'sssss ...

  i've seen alot of good balls fly... and i knew just right away ...

   my biggest fear ..is ole V.E.M,,,  would hear.. when i find,, the guts to say....

  ...TAKE THIS WIND AN SHOVE IT .... i ainttttt,, buy'nnnn  balls no more ..

  u better not try to take my free one.....an duck yer head... when i YELL FORE...

  TAKE THIS WIND AN SHOVE IT... i ain't buyin balls NO MORRRR.....

  ........ a..baum baum ,,,baum......

   

  take us home now,,,,, sweeetie .....   :)_~

   

• VamboRools 260 Posts

  Sat, Aug 16 2014 3:51 AM

  The wind blows high,  or is it low,  it's very hard to tell

  My shot goes left,  I aimed it right,  this really seems like hell

  "I give up",  I'm heard to cry,  this is such a farce

  The only wind I'm sure about,  is coming from my ar$e

   

  William Wordsworth   1832