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• SweetiePie 4,925 Posts

  Sat, Aug 16 2014 4:53 AM

  Everbody now...boom - boom - boom

  Yes take this wind and shove it,

  way up where the G-spot hides

  if you graze it once you'll turn up the fan

  trying to hit it from all sides

  If you take it way on up there

  you'll be mighty glad indeed

  you'll be smart to enhance the pleasure

  with big hits on great weed

   

   

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Sat, Aug 16 2014 6:05 AM

  This wind that you speak of, because indeed it is true, does have an affect on me.

  For when i line up, take aim and let loose, it goes anywhere that i cant see.

  Doing great on the front, on onto to the back, all curves and bumps do look true.

  But that dam awful wind, with a mind of its own, can always leave me feeling blue.

  So when all is done, and im feeling confused, i grab my balls and clubs and i leave.

  I say goodbye to the Mrs, and head for the courses, and from this wind i will  get a reprieve. :)

• rainbeam 64 Posts

  Sat, Aug 16 2014 7:35 AM

  I'm aiming to the left

  For the wind is very strong.

  I'm sure I'll make the fairway

  But the yardage could be wrong.

  I only need five under

  And a Legend I will be

  But the wind got bloody stronger

  And hit it in the tree.

   

   

• 2DAMFLASHY 1,141 Posts

  Sat, Aug 16 2014 9:57 AM

  WELLLLLLLLLLLL..............

  i mite be kik'n an i mite be scream'n ....just ..throw'n a big ole fit..

  cause,, every time i get neer that spot.... its gone ,, like in ...lickity split  

  ...............

  my meter's really HARD...to''' clik '''  especially when its  jerky....

   even winds just softly blowing ,,will make it... oh so , perky ... :)

  ................................ 

  take'n me a toke... lets me focus ''mainly"" on my putter.. ..

  to tag that little illusive spot ... is like tasting "" sweetie's ""creamy butter...

  .......................................

   .The more i come,, an hunt that spot ..... believing my club will tame the winds...

     the closer i'l be,,, to pure ecstasy  ... an BOASTing with all my friends

   

  TILL THEN...

  TAKE THIS WIND A SHOVE IT... ..i aint buy'nnn balls no more

  gunna hit em everywhere... don't give F**&^%%.... no matter what i score...

  TAKE THIS WIND an SHOVE IT .....i aint BUYINNNNNNN ballzzz no morrrrrrr..

   

  ...... :)~~  

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Sat, Aug 16 2014 4:39 PM

  As Sweetie said in an earlier post,

  the G-spot guarantees the most.

  Like golf on WGT,

  it's a bust or a big WHEEE!

  Play it right, it's a night.

  Play it wrong and it's limp d-ng.

  I am talking about the wind,

  If your off it hurts,

  If your on it squirts.