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• siggipj76 2,989 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:10 PM

  thanks for the laughs , sleeves sent to both.

  Now we only need a few thousand from wgt for this mother of all eff ups.

• spdemon 1,588 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:11 PM

  siggipj76:

  Now we only need a few thousand from wgt for this mother of all eff ups

  Just when i thought this thread was turning around you went and ruined it bro lol

• Romax 1,876 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:13 PM

  siggipj76:

  Romax:

  Hahahahaha....Great joke rollone. I'll take a shot at this, but don't need any balls.

  I have 2 black eyes and a broken nose and a fat lip. I was in an elevator on Wed. when a beautiful chick with big hooters stepped in at the last second. She said " push 1 please"...so I did. I don't remember much after that.        ;)

  haha , made me laugh , so if you want a sleeve you can have it ! 

  Nawww.....Was just a joke for fun. Thx for the offer though.

   

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:14 PM

  A priest, a rabbi, a pirate and an Irishman walk into a bar.  The bartender looks at them and says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

  --------------------------------

  A pirate walks into a bar.  The bartender says, "Why in the world do you have a ship's wheel attached to your belt buckle?"  The pirate says, "Aaaar, it's drivin' me nuts."

• 1yes1no 223 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:15 PM

  ...and I would have been a cheap winner cause I only use 10 credit per sleeve WGT spin balls! 

  Anyway......

  Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

• siggipj76 2,989 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:21 PM

  haha too funny !! 

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:26 PM

  Little Johnny is failing math at public school, so his parents enroll him in Catholic school.  A few weeks pass and Johnny is now getting all A's in math.  His dad asks him, "Are the teachers really that much better at the Catholic school?"  Johnny says, "Well when I went to math class the first day and saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I knew they weren't messing around."

• Romax 1,876 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:26 PM

  Here we go again.......The teacher asks the students to describe Thanksgiving weekend and use the word "lovely". Susie says ..we had all our aunts and uncles over and it was lovely. Mary says..we went to the waterslides and it was lovely. Johnny says...My 16 year old sister came to the table and said she was pregnant.......My Dad said lovely..just fkn lovely  ;)

• 1yes1no 223 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:30 PM

  A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
  
  "Back in me pub in Glasgow," brags the Scotsman, "fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!"
  
  "In me pub in London," says the Englishman,"I pay fer two pint's o' Guiness and they give me a third one free!"
  
  "That's nuthin'" says the Irishman, "Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"
  
  "Is that true?" asks the Scotsman. "Has that really happened to you?"
  
  "Well, no," says the Irishman, "but it happens to me sister all the time!"

• siggipj76 2,989 Posts

  Fri, Oct 17 2014 9:36 PM

  1yes1no:

  A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman are sitting in a bar in New York reminiscing about home.
  
  "Back in me pub in Glasgow," brags the Scotsman, "fer every four pints of stout I order, they give me one fer free!"
  
  "In me pub in London," says the Englishman,"I pay fer two pint's o' Guiness and they give me a third one free!"
  
  "That's nuthin'" says the Irishman, "Im my pub back in Dublin, you walk up to the bar, they give the first pint fer free, the second pint fer free, the third pint fer free -- and then they take you upstairs and you have sex for FREE!"
  
  "Is that true?" asks the Scotsman. "Has that really happened to you?"
  
  "Well, no," says the Irishman, "but it happens to me sister all the time!"

  Laughing but at the same time swinging my 64 wedge at your head ;)