They're doing word association in little Jonny's English class, and the teacher asks:-
" Can anyone give me a sentence with the word 'fascinate' in it?
Jonny's hand is up like a shot.....me miss me!
Ok Jonny....go ahead.
"My Granddad has a coat with 9 buttons, but he can only fascinate" he puffs his chest out proud as Punch.
"Well good try Jonny" the teacher replies, "but not quite what I was looking for." Lets try again class.
"Who can give me another sentence with the word 'contagious' in it?" She asks.
Again, Jonny's hand is reaching for the ceiling as high as possible......Me Miss, Me Me!
"Well seeing as you tried so hard last time Jonny, off you go" she sighed.
"My Granddad has a coat with 9 buttons, but he can only fascinate" he started, the teacher rolled her eyes.
" And it takes the contagious!!" He finished proudly.