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Well, we all saw this one coming

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Sat, May 30 2015 3:05 PM

  "Captain, why do you have a ship's wheel attached to your belt buckle?"

  "Aaaarggghh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

• 9,041 Posts

  Sat, May 30 2015 3:09 PM

  mkg335:

  "Captain, why do you have a ship's wheel attached to your belt buckle?"

  "Aaaarggghh, it's drivin' me nuts!"

  Ok, we in that vein...:)

  Policeman stops a man dressed as a turtle with a naked Woman on on his back and says..

  " what's that "..pointing >>>

  Guy says..

  " that's Michelle ! "

• mkg335 5,491 Posts

  Sat, May 30 2015 3:21 PM

  Har!  Now we're talkin' pun-ishment!

• 9,041 Posts

  Sat, May 30 2015 5:39 PM

  mkg335:

  Har!  Now we're talkin' pun-ishment!

  Talking of punishment..

  Went to the doctors yesterday, he said..

  "what seems to be the problem, how can I help you ?"

  Me.." I'm v worried Doc,got something wrong with my bladder and my bowels "

  "well would you mind getting off the fookin carpet !!! "

  hey  ^^ he doesn't like me I can tell

   

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• 9,041 Posts

  Sat, May 30 2015 5:51 PM

  Anyway..where were we... <--- lotta W's n Es in 3 words I just noticed.

  What do Mexicans have under the carpet ?

  UNDERLAY !

  What do donkeys get for lunch in Blackpool ?

  Half an hour !

• stevietwotimes 1,327 Posts

  Sun, May 31 2015 2:43 AM

  WGTicon:

  bisaacs1963:

  After over a week of the distance bug with irons, in which some people find that distance is intermittently pared back on a given shot, and others report that distance is intermittently added on a given shot, WGT announces NEW IRONS with improved accuracy.

  I have nothing against making money or selling products.  I have a lot against theft.  This is theft, and it is unfortunately the modus operandi for WGT.  Look what they did with lies.  These updates are mainly for the purpose of introducing degradation of performance in various equipment vis-a-vis changing the game physics in a given way.  THEN they introduce a new product that has just the characteristics you need to overcome the changes in physics.  

  Sound like honest business practice?  It doesn't to me.

  hi

  we have not edited any clubs performance. especially, decreasing current club's performance in order to introduce, new, better clubs. That would be quite low and something I am completely against. 

  in last, (I dont know of i an instance in the last few years though) some clubs were updated, like raptures, but that was to make them more precisee due to a bug, nothing else.

  -wgticon

  everyone loves a conspiracy....

   

• alberich35 858 Posts

  Sun, May 31 2015 4:13 AM

  stevietwotimes:

  Many people have more confidence in Google than WGT.

   

  Say that ... say nothing.