Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy this year.
I always show consideration to other players
I play at a good pace and am ready to invite faster moving groups to play through, and I take care of the course by smoothing bunkers, replacing divots and repairing ball marks on the greens.
For my wish list.. I would be very appreciative if I found the following under the tree come the morning of the magic day..
Ping i25 Full Set (Graphite Irons & Hybrid)
Odyssey Versa #1 Black Putter
I was thinking about asking you for a pretty pony.. but.. came to my senses. (Plus.. my mom said... no.)
Thank you for reading my letter here, Santa.
Sincerely,
Try Pants
p.s. Have I told you lately.. that you look like you lost a lil' bit of weight? You been hitting the gym or something?