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Attention Yancy and others - beware the yellow flags

Tue, Jan 25 2011 5:42 AM (11 replies)
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  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Fri, Jan 14 2011 3:49 AM

    I noticed it t'other day, but was too scared to say anything in case they came out and dragged me away.  But I've gone into hiding, a secure place, with a new identity, so I figured it's ok to speak up now.

    On every shot you play in WGT you have the hole map in the bottom right of the screen.  Take a close look at it.  Look at the green, and particularly the flag.  Do you see it? Do you see it?  Do you?  Do you?

    It's not a flag at all; an alien has buried itself into the hole and this is it's tail wagging.  Look again at the flag.  Do you see it now?  It's moving.  The aliens can't keep their tails still.  They're hiding in every hole.

    And here's even more proof.  Change your camera to show the green.  Is the flag waving about in the wind?  NO IT IS NOT!!!  Look at the map again.  Is the flag waving?  YES IT IS!!!  What more proof do you need, my common friends.

    You want more proof?  Well, here's more proof.  Change the camera to show the green again.  What colour is it?  Yellow?  Red?  White?  What colour is it on the map?  IT IS ALWAYS YELLOW!  Further conclusive proof that it's not a flag at all but a tail wagging, a tail of an alien, waiting, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting fellow common man (or woman - yes, they want you too) golfer.  Beware common people.

    How many golfers have disappeared from WGT?  Do you know where they went?

    I would have shown you in a video, but I don't have the resources to do it.  Maybe Yancy, our alien abductee, reporter and cameraman extraordinaire can knock something up as proof.

    I await with interest your confirmation, Yancy.  But I must go now before they track me down via this post.  Keep your eyes peeled peoples, we have got to destroy them before they destroy us.

  • andyson
    6,415 Posts
    Fri, Jan 14 2011 4:14 AM

    MioKontic:

    Further conclusive proof that it's not a flag at all but a tail wagging, a tail of an alien, waiting, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting fellow common man (or woman - yes, they want you too) golfer.  Beware common people.

    How many golfers have disappeared from WGT?  Do you know where they went?

    Hmmmmm........you might have found the real reason for all the "quitting" too!

     

  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Fri, Jan 14 2011 4:45 AM

    Don't pick your balls

  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Fri, Jan 14 2011 4:49 AM

    ...out of the hole, OUT OF THE HOLE, you one-track-minded morons!

     

    Sorry for the outburst y'all common folk, but I'm trying to be serious here.  Don't pick your balls out of the holes lest they grab you by the hand and... Lord No!  Too dreadful to even think it.

  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Fri, Jan 14 2011 4:52 AM

    MioKontic:
    ...they...

    Not the holes you freakin idiots, the aliens, THE ALIENS!  Who's ever heard of holes grabbing ya?  Eh?  Eh?

    Oh come on people, stay with me here!

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Sun, Jan 23 2011 1:41 PM

    MioKontic:

    MioKontic:
    ...they...

    Not the holes you freakin idiots, the aliens, THE ALIENS!  Who's ever heard of holes grabbing ya?  Eh?  Eh?

    Oh come on people, stay with me here!

    Hello

    My name is Yancy. Me and Medford Mel and CoosBayCarol are all up in this discoverable you have done made for us who just want to know whats really going on.

    Recently this is what happened to me - I just finished up what was the last hole before this one and it loaded up all blue screen - I am sure it was some sort of "cloaking device" or shield and whatnots.

  • BustaSpliff
    417 Posts
    Sun, Jan 23 2011 2:29 PM

    You americans have really convinced me  that  u  have defo  lost the  plot. and  completer Nutters. get a day  job.  

  • gsoup
    2,929 Posts
    Sun, Jan 23 2011 4:09 PM

    Even Mio gets it, why cant you? fun, game, funny.

    dont drink you tea so hot, makes you lip stiff.

    relax, have fun, its a game.

    must be a cricket fan

     

    lol

    -G

  • MioKontic
    4,654 Posts
    Sun, Jan 23 2011 4:25 PM

    Well said G, all about having fun.  I didn't half have a laugh writing it.

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Sun, Jan 23 2011 7:59 PM

    MioKontic:

    Well said G, all about having fun.  I didn't half have a laugh writing it.

     

    I just figured out how to get rid of that "Lessons" grey sliables tab under the chat box.

    Happy to share with anyone who needs help.

    Sincerely, Yancy

    Yancy's WGT YouTube Tootorial & Golfin Tips Vidyas Channel:

    http://www.youtube.com/user/yancycan

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