Dear Abby, my balls always seem to end up in the water ... no matter what! If there is water around, my balls are in it.
Signed,
Water Logged.
Dear Water Logged, made an assumption ... you are referring to your golf balls finding the water hazards. So based on that, here is your problem ... You obviously have water-core balls ... "core" balls seek where they came from .. in your case the water.
Water-core - if you have water-core balls, as you pointed out, you just can't keep your damn balls dry ... doesn't matter if it is swimming pool, lake, stream, ditch, or even causal water in the fairway ... your balls wet.
(caution may cause a nasty rash if you keep'em wet)