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The Oakmont Undead

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 4:15 AM

  There are ghouls on the loose at the Oakmont Country Club, and they are haunting our golfers. Beware you do not fall into their clutches!

  When you play the 11^th hole, you can see at the top of the hill a small cemetery: a group of about 15 tombstones to the left of the 18^th green, under the trees (http://www.wgt.com/replay.aspx?ID=76fea8b4-d629-4dc1-bdba-9e8500c182bd).

  But when you approach the 18^th green itself, the cemetery vanishes! (http://www.wgt.com/replay.aspx?ID=5fd6d2a3-9c46-46ff-9ed9-9e8500bb6258)

  The inhabitants were resting peacefully six feet underground when you played the 11^th, but by the time you make your triumphant stroll up the 18^th fairway, the souls have dispersed!

  Are they lurking about the back nine, waiting for nightfall, perhaps to waylay a twilight hacker?

  Any of us could be in danger if we stray into the rough. WGT: call in Yancy to investigate!

  Think an occasional player losing credits in a Ready-Go because of disconnect issues looks bad for WGT? Imagine how the corporate image will be tarnished when golfers go missing in the suburbs of Pittsburgh!

   

• StrangeMagic 1,304 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 7:55 AM

  zagraniczniak:

  There are ghouls on the loose at the Oakmont Country Club, and they are haunting our golfers. Beware you do not fall into their clutches!

  .....

  CMCC TAC TEAM - TOP SECRET COMMUNIQUE - EYES ONLY

  231555Z FEB 11

  ( ) SITUATION.
  a. ( ) Enemy Forces ( ) Annex B (Intelligence).
  (1) This OPORD provides for the deployment, employment, and sustainment of the Common Man Country Club Special Ops Team in the Oakiemont AOR during a regional crisis or conflict that threatens WGT Players interests or in a global crisis or conflict between the WGT Players and the Paranormable powers.
  

  (2) The WGT Players have a limited capability to protect themselves during game play in the AOR from two client states, the PDRA and the Nobulax. Through the Whacking Stones with Sticks Movement, the PDRA actively supports frightening and weird occurances on Several Golf Courses. The PDRA and Nobulax both actively support the stealing of golf balls and causing anomolies during play at several Golf Courses Linked to the game client. Several attempts at crushing these two paranormable organizations has been unsuccessful.

  (3) The SACATLDEFCOM combined theater campaign plan and USATLCOM subordinate campaign plan envision a single-phase approach to special operations in the AOR, as follows:
  (a) First (maximum force), CINCUSATL employs CMCC SOT(A) and other forward deployed forces to plan, conduct, and support DA, FID, SA and other whatnotable operations in the AOR.

  FURTHER ORDERS TO FOLLOW:

  DOUCHEBAG, PFC, CMCC SOT(A)

• CanineSupervisor 1,882 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 8:23 AM

  StrangeMagic:

  CMCC TAC TEAM - TOP SECRET COMMUNIQUE - EYES ONLY

   

  GASBAG,

  Doo yunz want me to form up the team for deployables to the Oakiemont Country Club?

  If so, call on the dadburn radio with the umbrella thangy and I willz call up the team and weez will go into ISOFAC for planin phase...

  DOGBREATH

• StrangeMagic 1,304 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 9:13 AM

  DOG BREATH, THIS IS GAS BAG, OVER

  INITIATE OPERATION SHOCK AND AWE SHUCKS, OVER

  TEAM CALL UP IS A GO, OVER

  GAS BAG, OUT

• JuanMendoza 469 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 3:05 PM

  Zombies huh?

  You need a professional.

  My M4 and molotovs are at your service....

• MioKontic 4,654 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 3:25 PM

  zagraniczniak:

  When you play the 11^th hole, you can see at the top of the hill a small cemetery: a group of about 15 tombstones to the left of the 18^th green, under the trees

  Wow Zag, I saw them just yesterday and was going to post it, but forgot.  Never thought to look when I got to 18.  Just thinking, I was playing Lizzie at the time; has anyone seen her lately?  She invited me to a game a couple of hours ago, but then before we even started the game she just vanished and has not been seen since.

  Please Mr Undead, don't harm our sweet little Lizzie.

• MioKontic 4,654 Posts

  Wed, Feb 9 2011 3:33 PM

  JuanMendoza:

  Zombies huh?

  You need a professional.

  My M4 and molotovs are at your service....

  If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call...

  GHOSTBUSTERS!

  Anyone know their number?  Must start 555 I guess as all movie numbers do.
  

• StrangeMagic 1,304 Posts

  Thu, Feb 10 2011 7:06 AM

  Operation SHOCK and AWE SHUCKS pending.......

• CanineSupervisor 1,882 Posts

  Thu, Feb 10 2011 7:56 AM

  StrangeMagic:

  Operation SHOCK and AWE SHUCKS

  GASBAG, this is DOGBREATH, OVER

  Be advised we are in AOR conducting SR , OVER

  CZ to follow via that umbrella looking radio thingy, OVER

  Awaiting OD link-up at ORP, OVER

  SITREP to follow, OVER

  DOGBREATH, OUT

• StrangeMagic 1,304 Posts

  Thu, Feb 10 2011 8:55 AM

   

  DOGBREATH THIS IS GASBAG, OVER

  OD LINK-UP ORP, OVER

  WE HAVE TANGOS...REPEAT WE HAVE TANGOS

  LOCK AND LOAD...OPERATION SHOCK AND AWE SHUCKS COMMENCE

  TIME HACK...CHECK CHECK

  YANCYCAN CALLSIGN YIPPY, OVER

  YIPPY interogate Tangos with USB Algorithm Dongle Device

  Look for their weakness.

   

  

  .....

  OD UP-LINK

  GSOUP CALLSIGN SAP IS POINT WITH HAGGIS GUN

  SAP INSERT via HANO DROP (HANO=High Altitude No Opening)

  SAP SHOW ORANGE SMOKE FOR RENNIW52 CALLSIGN FOUR EYES

  FOUR EYES YOU ARE CLEARED IN HOT...TARGET SMOKE

  Lay down withering fire of rancid Haggis rounds.

  

  SAP WITH HAGGIS GUN

  .........

  CMCC TAC TEAM...LOCKED AND LOADED AND READY TO BE GOADED!

  Mission: Serve and protect the members of WGT from paranormables and whatnots.

  

   

   

   

   

    COMMENCE OPERATION SHOCK AND AWE SHUCKS

  GAS BAG, OUT