So my ex-wife pesters me about golfing so I get her some lessons and we go out to play, It's going fairly well till we get to the 9th tee, since she won the previous hole she demands to tee off first. She hit a fair drive and I tee up and shank my drive and hit her squarely in the forehead. She's out cold so I run over to the clubhouse and tell the starter what happened and panicking I ask him what I should do, and he says........... "maybe you should widen your stance"!