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Wed, May 18 2016 2:11 PM (50 replies)
  • MainzMan
    9,591 Posts
    Tue, May 17 2016 12:33 PM

    What are the chances mate? 

    Not that there's an empty beer bottle in the tree, that's better than even around Glasgow  : )

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Tue, May 17 2016 12:43 PM

    WigerToods2010:

    After retrieving the ball in the picture... it wasn't mine!!!

    Mine was another 50 yards further up the f$%$£$%* fairway. Troooooo I tell thee!

    Ohmasides!! Ya bawheid!

    Makes for a great story though...which you will tell and tell and tell and...

  • WigerToods2010
    8,447 Posts
    Tue, May 17 2016 1:27 PM

    PaulTon:
    Makes for a great story though...which you will tell and tell and tell and...

    ...and  tell and tell and tell...

    *Mr. Johnny Has a Bad Day* continued... (actually it was a brill day tbh)

    I don't mind in the slightest folk having a wee giggle at my expense -  way too many on here are sooo feckin' fixated with what others do (whilst they themselves sit in their own wee Clique Clubs patting themselves on the back)  that they've forgotten how to have fun around here.

    Anyhoos - where was I?

    Oh aye...

    I'd used a 4 hybrid hitting the shot & watched it sail through the air lovely - albeit a tad further than planned - then I heard it WHACKKK! the tree.

    Boiydees, squirrels, scattered everywhere. No sign of the ball dropping below, or anywhere else. Soooo when I went looking for it I immediately spotted the ball that was nesting up there already.

    Nurra laugh? I'd used one of those 'inky' baw marking tools to scribe big black X marks on a few before heading oot.. oh stoap it you.

    @ MM: There are rules in gowf?

    @ The Toilet Designer: Love that old thread - cheers for resurrecting it. Style looks familiar.

    Finally, @ Shamwow: Ty for another fun thread here in wgt land.

    :)

     

  • bubbsboy
    6,879 Posts
    Tue, May 17 2016 2:55 PM

    Is that ya neck in that pic Jaaaarny

    If so ya wanna wind it in leek.

    ;-)

  • WigerToods2010
    8,447 Posts
    Tue, May 17 2016 3:42 PM

    Yer having a giraffe aint ya, boobs?

    I'll take the 5th btw.

    ;-)

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Tue, May 17 2016 4:24 PM

    bubbsboy:
    Is that ya neck in that pic Jaaaarny

    Nope, it's his dobber.

  • petervcpt
    1,013 Posts
    Wed, May 18 2016 11:26 AM

    PaulTon:

    Ohmasides!! Ya bawheid!

    Ok Paul, I'm officially concerned :-)

    From Urban Dictionary, which I confess I had to consult:

    A term of endearment generally reserved for good looking intelligent guys whose friends are in awe of him

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Wed, May 18 2016 1:28 PM

    petervcpt:

    PaulTon:

    Ohmasides!! Ya bawheid!

    Ok Paul, I'm officially concerned :-)

    From Urban Dictionary, which I confess I had to consult:

    A term of endearment generally reserved for good looking intelligent guys whose friends are in awe of him

    If you had ever seen Johnny the meaning would be obvious, he did post a selfie in the forum a while back - 

     

     

     

     

     

  • WigerToods2010
    8,447 Posts
    Wed, May 18 2016 1:45 PM

    ^^^^

    Way too few wrinkles, Pablo.

    @Peter:

    Now I'm concerned - did ya search for dobber too?

    It's a Scots term for one's leg. I can well understand Paul's confusion though. 

  • PaulTon
    10,731 Posts
    Wed, May 18 2016 1:58 PM

    WigerToods2010:

    Now I'm concerned - did ya search for dobber too?

    It's a Scots term for one's leg. I can well understand Paul's confusion though. 

    Pull the other one...

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