Dear OP,
Everyone so far has had different results.
Only last week I was speaking with a guy who was a self-confessed drunk, smack addict, fornicator, self pleasurer to the extent of punctuality out the window, poor golfer and general bum.
This week he has found god, a member not so bruised or battered, has a wrist that can write, plays golf well, teachers at ex-offenders and drugs seminars and his life generally back on track.
Give them another go. This could be you or your choice of the mix, and lots of beer.....