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YancyLand Par 2.5 - Paranormals - The Black Gooze

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 1:52 PM

  When I was out air-atein' me fairways for the spring sunshine, this common feller came across something that is not of this earth - paranormal black gooze - best a feller can describe it.

  Hi - I am Yancy

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 2:31 PM

  Come and listen to a story about a man named Yancy
  A poor mountaineer, feeding his family was a bit chancy,
  Then one day he was shootin at some food,
  And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
  
  Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
  
  Well the first thing you know ol Yancy's a millionaire,
  Kinfolk said "Yancy move away from there"
  Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
  So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
  
  Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
  

   

• MioKontic 4,654 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 3:15 PM

  Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Yancy and all his kin.

  They would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in.

  You're all invited back next week to this locality

  To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

   

  Hillbilly that is.

  Set a spell, take your shoes off.

  Y'all come back now, yer hear!

   

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 3:30 PM

  Yancy, it sure looks like black gold to me. But maybe its what them there space critters is using to slow down our games and such. Who needs Backspinables when we have an outer force helping us. Me thinks them aliens dudes are liking golf.

• MioKontic 4,654 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 3:36 PM

  Well Yancy, common man and such, after watching that there videya of Yancyland Par 2.5 with all that black gooze and whatnot, I done and called up Peter Voser, CEO of Shell Oil - but being a google-learned common man you already knew who Pater Voser is.  Anyway, I done and called him up and I told him, I said "Our Mr Yancy has got some black gooze on his Yancyland Par 2.5.  He found it when he was airating and whatnot, gettin' ready fer the summer rush of crowds".  Well, Mr Voser was all up in arms and whatnot and such and he's flying out to Yancyland to see this gooze fer himself as I write.

  Just one thing, he didn't ask where Yancyland is, an' I di'n't tell him, so it may take him a while acomin'.

  Who needs the lottery when you have the gold mine (or oil field in this case) called Yancyland.

• borntobesting 9,700 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 4:33 PM

  MioKontic:

  Well Yancy, common man and such, after watching that there videya of Yancyland Par 2.5 with all that black gooze and whatnot, I done and called up Peter Voser, CEO of Shell Oil - but being a google-learned common man you already knew who Pater Voser is.  Anyway, I done and called him up and I told him, I said "Our Mr Yancy has got some black gooze on his Yancyland Par 2.5.  He found it when he was airating and whatnot, gettin' ready fer the summer rush of crowds".  Well, Mr Voser was all up in arms and whatnot and such and he's flying out to Yancyland to see this gooze fer himself as I write.

  Just one thing, he didn't ask where Yancyland is, an' I di'n't tell him, so it may take him a while acomin'.

  Who needs the lottery when you have the gold mine (or oil field in this case) called Yancyland.

  Or  a punctured oil pipeline. Then his par 2.5 course will be dug up to repair the pipeline. Or his course was built on what is called a slush pit. A slush pit is where the water that is pumped up with the oil in an oil well is drained off. A small portion of the oil remains in the water and it is a nasty looking pit. If the well runs dry the pit is filled in with dirt and covered up but occasionally some of them start seeping through the ground if the ground has been disturbed like it would be during aeration. I saw these things many tyimes growing up as I worked with my dad in the summer . He worked as an oil pump operator/ repairman.

   

• TWOMINUSONE 2,580 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 5:32 PM

  I still go with them alienables thingys. LOL.

• Yappy22 733 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 6:14 PM

  andyson:

  Come and listen to a story about a man named Yancy
  A poor mountaineer, feeding his family was a bit chancy,
  Then one day he was shootin at some food,
  And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
  
  Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
  
  Well the first thing you know ol Yancy's a millionaire,
  Kinfolk said "Yancy move away from there"
  Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
  So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly.
  
  Hills, that is. Swimmin pools, movie stars.
  

   

  I lived in ol' California for 4 years... It's way over rated.....  TEXAS is way better + no state income tax

• PugsAce 1,825 Posts

  Sat, Apr 9 2011 10:12 PM

  Abiogenic petroleum ... brought along a long, long time ago... by things not of this world...

  There are "experts" who would jump at the chance to investigate this paranormable!

   

   

  Orrrrr... maybe there are lotsa bats in yer adjoinable neighborhood belfries?

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Sun, Apr 10 2011 1:26 AM

  Yancy, I'm afraid to say it is alien scat.

  Run.

  Zag