Dear pabby ,
I want to update my twitter avator to something funny .
Should it be a funny picture or a funny slogan?
I'm not convinced men should be on Twitter at all. Something doesn't feel right about it. I can't picture Clark Gable or Cary Grant tippy-tapping on the keyboard all day, desperate to share their misspelt gossip and irrelevant TV commentary with anyone who's listening.
I like tweeting. But then, I am craven and needy. And that doesn't matter, as I don't care if women don't want to sleep with me. Oh, who am I kidding; of course I care if women don't want to sleep with me. However, it is not an immediate practical problem.
By the way, I am not talking to you, the chap who wrote this letter. I'm talking to other men who might be eavesdropping. The chap who wrote this letter thinks he ought to be decorating his Twitter page with a "funny avatar".