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CABO DEL SOL: The Hunt For The Chupacabra Is On

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Wed, Apr 20 2011 12:22 PM

   

  Seeing the wgt done went south of the border with the new Cabo Del Sol course - this common feller immediately thought of the chupacabras. They are some kind of hybrid dog-squirrel-bird deal that eats the goats and whatnots.

  I have spent many long nights researching this greasy lil paranormaler. At the moment, this is all I gots as I am only on like hole #5 and whatnots:

   

  

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Wed, Apr 20 2011 2:30 PM

   

  UPDATE: This new course is different than the others. I have not figured it all out and whatnots yet. Making more coffee now.

  My name is Yancy

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Wed, Apr 20 2011 2:45 PM

  Mr. Yancy,,  Good Day Sir..  When out and about and what not,,  DONT turn your back on the cactus...  Some of " Them "  are not what they seem to be !!

  Opy

• zagraniczniak 1,984 Posts

  Wed, Apr 20 2011 2:50 PM

  Bless you Yancy, for taking the lemons of this crap Links flashback at Los Crapos and turning it into the lemonade of alien possession! 

• 1,417 Posts

  Wed, Apr 20 2011 9:03 PM

  First go on Cabo.. Missed a 10 footer on the last.. I like it!

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Thu, Apr 21 2011 12:26 PM

  YancyCan:

   

  UPDATE: This new course is different than the others. I have not figured it all out and whatnots yet. Making more coffee now.

  My name is Yancy

  Hello Your name is Yancy!

  I gots some undeterminables on that there Cabo deal and was hopin' you could check out a thing or two while you're down thataways if possible?

  Here I was on hole #5, putting for par,  when these odd objects in the backgrounders caught my eye and whatnots.  I tried to putt, but alls I could think about was those things and where I had seen that shape and color befores?  A deejay view thing if'n you knows what I means.  Take a look see at 'em.

  

  I had to step back away from the putt cuz they was buggin' me bad like.   I thought first they were giant taters!

  But no, it came to me in a flash where I had seen that same shape and grayish brownish color!

  

  They is giant haggis!

  I wuz lucky to two putt from 5 ft and high-tailed it outta there!

  I comes to #6, and its my worstest nightmare!  That there green is in the middle of what I can onlys guess was left-overs from a giant haggis hurling contest!

  

  If'n you could give them things a poke while you lookin' for The Chuacabra and such, much appreciated.

• MioKontic 4,654 Posts

  Thu, Apr 21 2011 1:08 PM

  Andy

  They could be giant haggis (ask SM, he's the expert on those), or they could be a modern version of this...

  

  Recognise it?

  If the cartoon graphics and $1 fee doesn't deter people from going there, maybe this will!

• andyson 6,415 Posts

  Thu, Apr 21 2011 2:46 PM

  MioKontic:

  Recognise it?

  Absolutely!  The Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Thu, Apr 21 2011 2:59 PM

  andyson:

  YancyCan:

   

  UPDATE: This new course is different than the others. I have not figured it all out and whatnots yet. Making more coffee now.

  My name is Yancy

  Hello Your name is Yancy!

  I gots some undeterminables on that there Cabo deal and was hopin' you could check out a thing or two while you're down thataways if possible?

  Here I was on hole #5, putting for par,  when these odd objects in the backgrounders caught my eye and whatnots.  I tried to putt, but alls I could think about was those things and where I had seen that shape and color befores?  A deejay view thing if'n you knows what I means.  Take a look see at 'em.

  

  I had to step back away from the putt cuz they was buggin' me bad like.   I thought first they were giant taters!

  But no, it came to me in a flash where I had seen that same shape and grayish brownish color!

  

  They is giant haggis!

  I wuz lucky to two putt from 5 ft and high-tailed it outta there!

  I comes to #6, and its my worstest nightmare!  That there green is in the middle of what I can onlys guess was left-overs from a giant haggis hurling contest!

  

  If'n you could give them things a poke while you lookin' for The Chuacabra and such, much appreciated.

  Just an FYI from a common man:

  Them taters/boulders are considered moveable obstructions according to PGA rules. So I suggest playing foursomes here - if you hit all up against one of these big ma's you can have yer pals and such help you move it out of the way - avoiding the drop and whatnots.

  Hello - I am Yancy

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Thu, Apr 21 2011 3:43 PM

  Mio I think that is a petrified snowshoe used by the Wadafuk tribe back in the 1600 hundreds. Poor buggers got ate by the bigfeet tribe and are now extinct. Yancy seems to be on the job 150% but I am concerned about the reference to the squirrel being involved in any of this. The dog probably has something to do with this befudlement and I wouldn't rule out a donkey riding trickster either.