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The WGT Golden Putter Golf Club

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 11:52 AM

  K7JBQ:

  Having played against folks using the golden putter, I have to admit it's the finest gift since fruitcake.

  Don`t like fruitcake  so no starter balls for you because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards-Thats the kind of owner i am

  p,s  can you please send me back the price of the fruitcake

• Gepetto1958 4,292 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 12:19 PM

  I am currently working very hard on inventory

  

• lonniescott711 4,207 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 12:46 PM

  Well I have found that putting isnt a sure thing so for luck I always pray first and then putt . I am currently willing to sell to all players who want to putt even better with their new gold putter one touch from God . Thats right for 24.95 US dollars you can buy direct from me 1 touch from God . But for a special offer if you spend 250.00 USD I will send you the 18 hole super pak .

  You can use this super pak on 18 holes from tee to green or any shot of your choice . So if you want to play a better round and talk trash while doing it hit me up for your special touch up .

   But wait as a bonus offer for 500.00 USD we will include lightning and thunder to flash and applaude every time you hit that perfect shot or birdie your putts . Thats right put that special umph on your shots to let everyone know that you are the man . Light up the course anytime you want too .

  So hurry and send me 1000.00 USD and get your 18 super pak of touches from God plus your lightning and thunder celebration kit . Supplies are limited so hurry with out delay .

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 1:00 PM

  Gepetto1958:

  I am currently working very hard on inventory

  

  Sweet, are those the plastic gold putters i ordered from you,looking good,but i did tell you to stay in the back room and not to show your self,now every one knows we have more Directors than members,Oh well its done now so no starter balls for you because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am

  p.s Please send me back the price of that coffee i got you in 2006

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 1:09 PM

  lonniescott711:

  Well I have found that putting isnt a sure thing so for luck I always pray first and then putt . I am currently willing to sell to all players who want to putt even better with their new gold putter one touch from God . Thats right for 24.95 US dollars you can buy direct from me 1 touch from God . But for a special offer if you spend 250.00 USD I will send you the 18 hole super pak .

  You can use this super pak on 18 holes from tee to green or any shot of your choice . So if you want to play a better round and talk trash while doing it hit me up for your special touch up .

   But wait as a bonus offer for 500.00 USD we will include lightning and thunder to flash and applaude every time you hit that perfect shot or birdie your putts . Thats right put that special umph on your shots to let everyone know that you are the man . Light up the course anytime you want too .

  So hurry and send me 1000.00 USD and get your 18 super pak of touches from God plus your lightning and thunder celebration kit . Supplies are limited so hurry with out delay .

  Tut Tut Tut   Greedy little fello you are,you could have come to me and we could have been greedy together,70/30 my way right down the middle and i could have made you a Director but no you went out on your own  (don`t  tell the others but you are a Director now but you must send me 10000 packs of starter balls because im running out of starter balls as im sending them out left/right and center)  to make your way in this world so for that you get no starter balls because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am

  p.s  Please send me back the price of this message

• alosso 21,083 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 1:38 PM

  duda,

  as the kind of a kind owner that I am, I'm gonna cover ALL of your costs of Starter balls gifted to other players so that you don't have to request any refunds. (net ball costs only, no further expenses)

  Please send me the confirmed WGT quotes on free Starter balls, and I'm gonna settle them soon!

• PaulTon 10,731 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 3:45 PM

  The members of Grande Oaks would like to help you're new club, we'll donate as many tees as you need, for the lifetime of your club and also give a free everlasting golf glove to every one of your members.

   

• ct690911 7,205 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 4:13 PM

  duda51:

  K7JBQ:

  Having played against folks using the golden putter, I have to admit it's the finest gift since fruitcake.

  Don`t like fruitcake  so no starter balls for you because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards-Thats the kind of owner i am

  p,s  can you please send me back the price of the fruitcake

  I've played against folks using the "gold" putter as well. Other than a crappy brass paint scheme, they seem to perform no better than the avg max putter.

  ct

• lonniescott711 4,207 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 4:18 PM

  I will also be sending you 3 complimentary 18 super pak touches from God + 3 lightning and thunder celebration kits as well . Also if you will reconsider the partnershp offer of 70/30 and make it say 60/40 we can then touch up the price from 24.95 to 30.00 USD to make it even better . We can even charge them for the price of this message + thinking and processing fees . Whada you say parner ? After all thats the kind of guys we are .$$$$$$$$$$$$$:-)

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 4:48 PM

  Hello , My name is OPY .  I would like to join your new Country Club .

  { side note , I dont need the Gold putter , dooing one of the many Yancy paranormal WGT Easter egg hunts / Squatch search I found one . but we dont need to tell new members that }

  I dont have many credits left after the last Christmas in July , But  I am willing to match Grand Pine trees offer of Tee,s ( to be used from only the " Tee Box " ) to Special fairway tees , sand trap tees and super special get out of the 60/80 rough with a Driver tees .

  Pack of starter ball sent your way .

  Hi , My name is OPY