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The WGT Golden Putter Golf Club

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 2:17 AM

  alosso:

  I'm gonna cover ALL of your costs

  Well well well look at what we have here,alosso it seems has very deep pockets and is willing to cover all costs, that my friend now makes you a Director. That is a position held only for the very best of deep pockets,so before we go forward i need you to settle up with me,i have sent out 1000000s of starter balls at a cost to me of $56,000,000 but i would not want it all at one time, i think $39,99 a month would be ok, as a good will gesture you can send me 2 packs of starter balls because thats the kind of cc owner i am. Now that you are my very best Director we need to give you a code name so the other Directors wont feel bad about being 2nd to you,,how about A,D,P( alosso deep pockets) nobody will ever know it`s you.Yes i think that will work.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am.

  p.s can you send me the price of your new code name,thinking is not cheap

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 2:25 AM

  PaulTon:

  The members of Grande Oaks would like to help you're new club, we'll donate as many tees as you need, for the lifetime of your club and also give a free everlasting golf glove to every one of your members.

  Wow wow wow we have a wise guy wanting to join us,will try anything to get in to the very best cc in the whole world,do you think we are stupid,WGT and only me can give free tee`s. I think your trying to take my spot as top god no sorry i mean top dog. Well i won`t  have it,no starter balls for you because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am

  p.s i would love to have one of the golf gloves,don`t  tell the others,your the best

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 2:42 AM

  lonniescott711:

  I will also be sending you 3 complimentary 18 super pak touches from God + 3 lightning and thunder celebration kits as well . Also if you will reconsider the partnershp offer of 70/30 and make it say 60/40 we can then touch up the price from 24.95 to 30.00 USD to make it even better . We can even charge them for the price of this message + thinking and processing fees . Whada you say parner ? After all thats the kind of guys we are .$$$$$$$:-)

  What kind of partner are you, I as the best cc owner in the whole world should have unlimited access to OUR products, i think your only thinking of your self,again your a greedy little fello  ( i love it partner,im only saying these things to show the other that im a tough cc boss) and because of your greed your not a Director anymore(you are Shhhhs)  and YOU MUST SEND ME BACK THE STARTER BALLS I SENT YOU(you don`t) I will have to think about your offer (i don`t need to think because i don`t know how to think) and get back to you,Ok i had a think and the best i can do is 69% my way and what ever it is your way,because thats the kind of cc owner i am,what do you say partner.

  Regards-Thats the kind of owner i am

  p.s -  p.s

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 2:55 AM

  opyeuclid:

  Hello , My name is OPY .  I would like to join your new Country Club .

  NO

  opyeuclid:

  I dont need the Gold putter , dooing one of the many Yancy paranormal WGT Easter egg hunts / Squatch search I found one . but we dont need to tell new members that }

  A weirdo.

  Everyone wants a Golden putter, if you took your head out of the X-Files you would know that you need one of our goldish plastic putters.

  you say you don`t have much credits but you still sent me a pack of starter balls(wrong colour btw i only like offish white) Im not sure what to think about only that keep looking for the EGG shaped UFO with big-foot in it. And for an even bigger burn im whistling the team tune to the X-Files as i type this.

  Regards-Thats the kind of owner i am

  p.s  I Love the X-Files-pity the remake was a flop

   

• craigswan 32,130 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 4:01 AM

  

• craigswan 32,130 Posts

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• VEM9000 169 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 5:09 AM

  Ahem, cough cough, lemme see now... you appear to be running some type of "pay for play" scam here, relying on the gullibility of your fellow humans... ( Bravo !). I see nothing wrong with being an enterprising individual, in fact, for a small contribution to the VEM retirement fund, I am prepared to fully endorse your new club by guaranteeing all members receive a 10% VEM influence discount and a coupon good for one VEM free round a year. I will PM you with details as to what constitutes a " small contribution " as we wouldn't want such information made available to other members.

  VEM :)

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 9:03 AM

  VEM9000:

  cough cough, lemme see now... you appear to be running some type of "pay for play" scam here, relying on the gullibility of your fellow humans

  No way am i doing any such thing, cough cough oh crap i`m  chucking up now, i run a fair-ish  cc and only ask/demand that my members pay a tiny fee to be part of the best cc in the whole world.

  VEM9000:

  I am prepared to fully endorse your new club by guaranteeing all members receive a 10% VEM influence discount and a coupon good for one VEM free round a year.

  Nope sorry i don`t  need you to endorse my best cc because i have the full blessing of all the mod`s,of course i do ,you want to know why, its simple, the sale of starter balls has gone crazy,out selling every other ball 10 fold,so much cash is now available that me along with wgt are able to announce the 154 new courses will be up and running tomorrow the 20th of sometime, But i like you so send me your VEM coupon and i will check it out and let you know how much you can pay me to use it.

  At this time i can not make you a Director,why you ask,well simple, Because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am.

  p.s  you should really take something for that cough,,VEM-100L Vacuum Emulsifying Homogenizer Mixer/Cough Syrup

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 4:58 PM

  duda51:

  NO

  opyeuclid:

  I dont need the Gold putter , dooing one of the many Yancy paranormal WGT Easter egg hunts / Squatch search I found one . but we dont need to tell new members that }

  A weirdo.

  I forget to say Please,

  Sorry ,  Sleeve of offish white starters sent . 

  OPY 

   

   

• gsoup 2,929 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 11:16 PM

  duda51:

  VEM9000:

  I am prepared to fully endorse your new club by guaranteeing all members receive a 10% VEM influence discount and a coupon good for one VEM free round a year.

  HAHA got one of those, cant find where to turn it in. still looking for the ding and direction section in the pro shop