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The WGT Golden Putter Golf Club

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 8:07 AM

  We here at the golden putter cc would like you to come and join us, but first you will have to pay a monthly fee of $10000,now for this very small fee you will get the chance to one day having your very own golden putter,if you pay the tourney fee of $100000. Top 3 pay out.3rd place--1 pack of starter balls which i will sponsor-2nd place-2 packs of starter balls-again i will sponsor-thats the kind of cc owner i am, and 1st place will be a GOLDEN PUTTER - Which you will sponsor.

  Now i can not say for 100% you will own a golden putter because demand is going to be very very high and i can not say for 100% that i will have room for you all so get in quick,send me your $$$$$$ even quicker. first 4000 that send me 1st months fee i will put into a draw for 5 packs of starter balls,which of course i will sponsor because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  So dig deep into your hearts and pockets and join us at your expense

  Regards---Thats the kind of owner i am.

• adaputter 1,954 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 8:25 AM

  duda51:

  We here at the golden putter cc would like you to come and join us, but first you will have to pay a monthly fee of $10000,now for this very small fee you will get the chance to one day having your very own golden putter,if you pay the tourney fee of $100000. Top 3 pay out.3rd place--1 pack of starter balls which i will sponsor-2nd place-2 packs of starter balls-again i will sponsor-thats the kind of cc owner i am, and 1st place will be a GOLDEN PUTTER - Which you will sponsor.

  Now i can not say for 100% you will own a golden putter because demand is going to be very very high and i can not say for 100% that i will have room for you all so get in quick,send me your $$$ even quicker. first 4000 that send me 1st months fee i will put into a draw for 5 packs of starter balls,which of course i will sponsor because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  So dig deep into your hearts and pockets and join us at your expense

  Regards---Thats the kind of owner i am.

  WOW IM IN

  send me your bank details

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 8:35 AM

  adaputter:

  WOW IM IN

  send me your bank details

  Bank details sent, and can i say your now a Director of the club and as a good will gesture i have sent you 2 packs of starter balls,use them with care,thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am

• CliftonMcDog 21 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 9:21 AM

  This thread had me laughing out loud.

• WGTicon 12,511 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 9:43 AM

  well played, well played.

  tsk:)

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 9:58 AM

  CliftonMcDog:

  This thread had me laughing out loud.

  Glad to hear you had a little giggle but this is no joke, PLEASE send asap your 1st months fee,and don`t  forget golden putters are unlimited at your expense, Now 1 pack of starter balls sent to you because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am

  p,s,   in your own time can you please send me back the cost of the starter balls i sent.

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 10:05 AM

  WGTicon:

  well played, well played.

  tsk:)

  Thanks Icon, But this is no joke and can you please stop sending requests to join The Golden Putter Golf Club, i have told you in private messages that we can not take on any one employed by WGT as it is against cc rules but as a good will gesture i have sent you 2 pack of starter balls at my own expense because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards-Thats the kind of owner i am.

  p,s,  i`m  going to have to get the price of those starter balls back in your own time please

• HackWilson1930 1,437 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 10:55 AM

  I can see that there is some interest in these golden putters so I am making available a discounted putter that has been balanced and chrome plated (sorry, dipped in gold) to better putt on WGT greens. The attributes are as follows:

  precision: 9.0  forgiveness 8.0 balance 8.0 meter speed 4.5

  This putter comes with a guarantee that you will never miss another putt if you correctly judge distance, break and ding line.

  I have put these putters in the WGT pro shop for the amazing discounted price of $4000.

  (For those of you not wanting to purchase one, if you can gain membership in The Georgian CC and have several years that you can wait {they give away about 25 a year}, one could possibly come your way.)

• K7JBQ 1,468 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 11:36 AM

  Having played against folks using the golden putter, I have to admit it's the finest gift since fruitcake.

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Tue, Apr 18 2017 11:50 AM

  HackWilson1930:

  I can see that there is some interest in these golden putters so I am making available a discounted putter that has been balanced and chrome plated (sorry, dipped in gold)

  I love it, you are now a Director and we are going to team up and make a killing with your fantastic goldish putter,don`t  tell the other members about OUR new putter and we will pass it on as the GOLDEN PUTTER,as you can see the cc is filling up fast and not a lot of places left i guess it must be the very low joining fee,how many of OUR new putters can you knock out in a week. We are going to need loads, Because you came to me first with OUR new putter i`m  sending you 1 pack of starter balls because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am

  p.s You posted your/our idea in the wrong place you should have put it in Product suggestions and can you please send me back the price of the starter balls i send.