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The WGT Golden Putter Golf Club

• craigswan 32,132 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 11:52 PM

  

• craigswan 32,132 Posts

  Wed, Apr 19 2017 11:53 PM

  

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Thu, Apr 20 2017 5:15 AM

  Ok guys i need help, it seems the were getting to much heat from the top brass,it has got to the stage where i am being followed around by WGT staff wearing golf clothes and driving a golf buggy, at my local golf club i was playing a round and these guys came up behind me, so i could since something was not right so i picked up the pace, but every time i turned around they were still behind me,, crafty sods made it look like they were just playing golf. So i need to lay low for a few years and let it all die down a bit, so i`m  going to set up another account  and use that account to take over the full running of the best cc in the whole world.Now please if your reading this DO NOT  tell anybody what i am doing,because if they find me i will be made to wash dirty golf balls for ever or worse get a 20 second ban from WGT. NOW THE BEST PART OF THIS PLAN IS I STILL GET ALL THE CASH, right into my account because thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  The new owner will be called wait for it,

  I STARTED TODAY AND I`M THE OWNER OF THE WGT GOLDEN PUTTER GOLF CLUB.

  A cool random name that no-one will guess its me,

  Regards- Can`t  remember what name i`m  using today.

  p.s   If you read this you owe me 10 packs of starter balls

• bubbsboy 6,879 Posts

  Thu, Apr 20 2017 6:02 AM

  Oh....woa is me.

  I Sure wish Mr Duda would come back as I don't like this Mr imtheownerofthewgtgoldenputtergolfclub

• duda51 1,007 Posts

  Thu, Apr 20 2017 7:26 AM

  bubbsboy:

  Oh....woa is me.

  I Sure wish Mr Duda would come back as I don't like this Mr imtheownerofthewgtgoldenputtergolfclub

  He he he, Its working. (Don`t  tell anyone but it`s  me - thats the kind of owner i am).

  Don`t  know who this Mr Duda is but i bet he /she  is a really cool guy. Oh crap or girl.I`m so confused i don`t` know who or what i am anymore.Help me by sending me all your money and send me loads of whitish starter balls and not white one`s  like the other weirdo. How am i going to end this as i used Regards on my other account,yes i got it,i will leave out the S at the end,Dam i am so smarties.

  Regard- forgot to write down my new name and don`t  want to go to the other post to look.

  FYI- I guess i can`t  use the p.s thing anymore

• VEM9000 169 Posts

  Fri, Apr 21 2017 12:59 PM

  I'm sorry, duda51, but, I'm afraid my terms are non-negotiable. Failure to comply with my modest request for a "small" donation to the VEM retirement fund may result in involuntary expulsion from your newly formed CC, and, at the very least, " Eternal Vemnation". Be forewarned, there is no cure for this condition which will freeze your DTP ( distance to pin ) at it's current level, cause wildly unpredictable variances in all aspects of game play, and, may result in permanent premature eclickulation. As a sign of good faith, I have, however, sent one VEM free coupon.

  

  VEM :)

• EasyEdward 13,507 Posts

  Fri, Apr 21 2017 2:43 PM

  I just SOOOO wanted to join your new CC.

  Did not want to leave our CC in a bind so posted a retirement notice in CC Forum JUST so I could get those darn elusive starter balls! Where do you find so many anyway?

  Anyhow please accept the membership of ThisIsNotMySecondAccount to your CC pronto (or at least as soon as you start it).

  EE

  PS - The Czech is in the mail to the addressed provided - just do not tell anyone I am really a Slovak.

• adaputter 1,954 Posts

  Mon, Apr 24 2017 1:56 PM

  duda51:

  adaputter:

  WOW IM IN

  send me your bank details

  Bank details sent, and can i say your now a Director of the club and as a good will gesture i have sent you 2 packs of starter balls,use them with care,thats the kind of cc owner i am.

  Regards- Thats the kind of owner i am

  thx for the starter balls

  use them all up any chance of some more?