TOP SECRET NEW CHEAT
For obvious reasons this has to be more or less coded to protect the innocent. I chose less coded. It is intended for the person with the small dog running towards you on their profile picture, and no-one else, so if you are that person, read on, if you are not that person, please stop here, eat everything you have just read, and try to later dispose of it in a private place without witnesses. Failing that, then we must assume you live in France.
Also,anyone with a dog of any size can read it, or if you know someone who has a dog, or if you have ever seen a dog. But thats it, seriously, no-one else.
Ok, I have a plan. If that is your dog in your profile pic then here be something you could try. Tie a piece of bailer twine or even para chord to his tail, and the other end must then be attached to the Wgt meter. I suggest wrigleys juicy fruit chewing gum as an adequate fixative, since this shouldnt interfere too much with the inner workings of your infernal machine.
Once this operation has been achieved, you must now calm the pooch until such times as you are ready to take your shot, at which time, you draw his attention to the trail of dog treats you cunningly laid earlier. He should then set about grazing his way throught the trail of treats. It might take some trial and error to get the spacing of treats just-so, but well worth it in my opinion. I have quartered and divisionalised the photo of your dog in my head, and calculate his weight to strength ratio to be perfect as a speed limiter on the meter. As you release your trigger finger on the mouse, the dog will thus be drawn slowly back to you, allowing the meter to run ever so slowly as the dog fights to attain the treats just beyond his reach. When you reach ding point, or ground zero as I like to call it, you can slack off his bonding a little so that he too can celebrate a perfect shot just as you yourself will be doing.
Of course with each successive 9 hole round, he will be getting more and more obese, and this I will put my mind to work on, for there will be undoubted corrolation to factor in to my calculations Re: the ratios mentioned above, but I am of the belief that the elasticity of the juicy fruit will provide enough give to make the new meter speed acceptable in all respects for at least one week. I ought, but probably don't need, to mention that the juicy fruit should be pre chewed, but only sparsely in order to have it maintain prime efficiency.
An added benefit of my revelation, well at least two in fact, but the first one is that if it looks like you made a bad choice of windage/elevation calculation, then you could keep a rolled up newspaper handy to use as an imperative reaction facilitator, by which I mean you brandish it with menace enough to scare the dog into redoubled effort, not only to get at the treats, but also to get away from the newspaper which as I am sure you will have deduced, will take the meter back up once again, allowing you time to make any necessary adjustments.
The second of a probable many benefits is that Wgt can in no way label this as cheating, and for two very good reasons.
ONE. It isn't.
TWO. Even if it was (which it isn't - see point ONE ) then they would have a remarkably hard time in any endeavour to maintain that this interferes with any or all of the server related hardware.
THREE. Every body loves a cuddly dog and to call you a cheat would render them morally bankrupt.
I do hope this helps, but please do not bandy it about until my final experiments are complete. (My own dog is rather larger than yours, and so I have to figure a way of reducing his body mass whilst still being cognisant of number THREE above )
Lizzie xx
PS. Last night I learned what "Bump" meant. whoopie ding!