Had a guy in our club (for a very short while), who posted in our forum asking why I was only adding 500 or 1000 credits to club tournaments when the club had well over half a million worth, telling me not to be a tightwad. I told him the directors blew it all on a beach house in Hawaii and a Ferrari but I wrecked the Ferrari. Then I gave him directions to Wooden tees, told him that club was loaded with multi-millionaires, and sent him on his way.