"Only rich people should be allowed to play golf,"
To overtly deny a human being the right to play 18 holes would certainly create a sentiment of revolt .
On the other hand,
to minimize the negative financial impact of poor people thus raising the morale of these baser types who enjoy the more primitive pleasures is an option .
The trick is not to allow them to reproduce. Experiments in the sterilization of certain populations of non-golfers have been attempted over the course of the 20th and 21st centuries with varying success.
It is not unreasonable to dispose of these non golfers in an "environmentally friendly way" to lower our "carbon footprint,"
There are two interrelated problems: food rations and the longevity of the non golfer .
Both pose serious financial problems for the companies who are attempting to maximize their profits and build their "bottom lines.
" For this, a return to our collective roots in Europe from which all real golfers hail, is necessary to find the solution. Specifically, we must turn to Scotland .