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Who said God doesn't golf?

• jakestanfill7 949 Posts

  Wed, Jul 20 2011 7:01 PM

  This one is straight out of the Yancy files.  Whilst waiting for the group to load, I glanced up and saw quite the comforting sight, God is a WGT junkie too.  If you gander to the cloud on the right and zoom in you'll see the big guy hit a fairly nice approach only one cloud away.

  

• BolloxInBruges 1,389 Posts

  Wed, Jul 20 2011 7:17 PM

  Reminds me of this one from 2009.  Had an even better one on 4 BP where guy was about 40 feet in the air, could only see him on replay looking back at tee box otherwise avatar was off the screen.

  

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Wed, Jul 20 2011 7:40 PM

   

  5-Star Observationables Boys!

  Thanks for your help in finding the answers to the questions we all have and such.

  My name is Yancy.

• Boomerboy44 1,514 Posts

  Sat, Jul 23 2011 5:58 PM

  Hey Yancy I forgot the questions I wanted the answers to.....what were they again?????

• Johnnyb153 11 Posts

  Tue, Aug 2 2011 4:02 PM

  BolloxInBruges:

  Reminds me of this one from 2009.  Had an even better one on 4 BP where guy was about 40 feet in the air, could only see him on replay looking back at tee box otherwise avatar was off the screen.

  

  LOL.  And remember when the clouds lifted RSG in the British Open?  God had finished his round and gone in for a pint.

• Johnnyb153 11 Posts

  Fri, Aug 12 2011 11:13 AM

  Bump

• nanstar 4,914 Posts

  Fri, Aug 12 2011 6:13 PM

  God,Jesus and John the Baptist are playing golf up in heaven.On the first tee,John the Baptist leads off and hits a big blast right down the middle; it rolls to a stop about 215 yds out,a perfect lie.Jesus steps up next and kills the ball,sending it about 375 yds straight,a perfect lie.God steps up and waggles and wiggles and then badly hooks his ball into the trees.As it flies in,a huge oak is struck by lightning and splits,one half falling into the path of the oncoming ball and knocking it into the fairway.

  As it comes to rest,a bare 50 yds out,a squirrel darts out of the woods on the other side and grabs the ball and takes off towards the left side woods.Before he gets in,an eagle swoops down and grabs the squirrel,carrying it aloft down the fairway.Just as it passes over the green,the the eagle is pelted by hailstones,whereupon it drops the squirrel (still clutching the ball) onto the green about 1 yd from the hole.Dazed the squirrel spits the ball out where it rolls up and stops on the lip of the cup.Suddenly there is an earthquake!The ball drops in. . . a hole in one!

  Jesus stares at John the Baptist with a pissed off look,then turns to God and says, 'Dad? We gonna play golf,or are you just gonna screw around?' :0)

   

   

• YankeeJim 25,827 Posts

  Sat, Aug 13 2011 9:55 AM

  God does have his troubles, though. In a lightning storm while on the course all you have to do is hold up your 2 iron. Even God can't hit a 2 iron.  ;-)

• navigater 1,319 Posts

  Sat, Aug 13 2011 1:27 PM

  YankeeJim:

  God does have his troubles, though. In a lightning storm while on the course all you have to do is hold up your 2 iron. Even God can't hit a 2 iron.  ;-)

  You should try that some time,,,And let me know how that worked out for ya.lol

• borntobesting 9,701 Posts

  Sat, Aug 13 2011 1:35 PM

  This priest who had given up golf for lent couldn't hold out any longer and on Sunday morning before mass went out and played 9 holes. He had his best round ever including a hole-in-one on the hardest par 3 on the course. Jesus and God were watching. Jesus said Dad aren't you going to punish him for breaking his lent vow? God Said he is being punished, He just shot a -8 for 9 holes with a hole-in-one and he can't tell anyone.