Fellow goes to a bank to get a check cashed.
Teller says I need some ID.
Fellow takes out his wallet, fishes through it, and hands the teller a library card.
Teller says that's not good enough.
Fellow fishes around and offers his fitness club membership card.
Teller says that is still not good enough. I need something with a picture on it.
Fellow takes out one of his business cards, turns it over, and quickly draws a tree on it.
Teller says I'm sorry that is still not good enough.
Fellow says, "What ? Do you have to be an artist to get a check cashed here ??!!!