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• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 3:34 AM

  I always thought putting was the easy part.

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 3:38 AM

  Low handicap players are spectacular. They’re hitting 300 yard drives and hitting all their approaches 15 feet past the hole and zipping it back to within 5 feet with a ton of backspin like tour players. They generally just keep the ball in play off the tee, don’t shoot themselves in the foot, and make a lot of routine two putts over and over and over again .

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 3:43 AM

  How hard can it be to hit a stationary ball?

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 3:46 AM

  The number on the ball determine's how good the ball is . --------- 1 is the best, 4 is the worst.

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 10:59 AM

  A French name for the little finger is ‘auriculaire’ which comes from ‘auris’, Latin for ‘ear’, because it is the only finger that can fit into an ear. ----- Want a bet .

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 11:04 AM

  Going to work at 7am this morning I drove out of my drive straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 11:07 AM

  I am responsible for the accident as I was miles away at the time.

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 11:14 AM

  I had one eye on the bus , another on approaching lorries, and another on the woman behind .

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Mon, May 13 2024 11:16 AM

  Eventually i pulled into a parking spot with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog & smothered it with a blanket.

• craigswan 31,819 Posts

  Tue, May 14 2024 2:03 AM

  People baffled as to why flying against the Earth's rotation doesn't speed up flights .