I have an idea. Go buy a pumpkin. Let it sit in the sun. Wait until it becomes well rotted and infested with flies. Given time these flies will build a rudimentary brain, of sorts, within the pumpkin. Take this brain to a surgeon (be sure to keep it clean) and ask him to remove your clearly defective head muscle and replace it with your new fly brain.
I'm sure that with your new, higher I.Q. everything will suddenly become clear.