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Up On Bethpage Black: Bigfoot - Sasquanch Sightings/Chatter

• YancyCan 3,027 Posts

  Fri, Feb 10 2012 12:14 PM

  Hello - My name is Yancy

  I have posted up in here a few times regarding some things I have seen all up on the wgt.com courses and whatnot.

  Last night, I was browsing the underwebs and I found some rumors posted about the legendary "Bigfoot" creature being seen all up around the Bethpage Black arenas and such. Now, I cannot talk about whom done seen these sightings as I am under the promisables of privacy for them. But, it is a reliable source and me and Medford Mel, and CoosBayCarol (our homebase mathmotishion) are now planning a full-fledgable investigatable.

  First thing I did was play the back nine last night --- after grabbing perhaps 1,100 screen captures and runnin her algoreethyms - CBC found this after doing a 88x pixel zoom on a hedge or whatnot on #12.
  
  If you see sumpin - please contact me - I am Yancy

  

• Yoda79 697 Posts

  Fri, Feb 10 2012 3:45 PM

  Thank you very much Yancy for this reportable phenomina. Please pass on my thank you's to your person cloaked in privacy. Now I do have a serious question though. While I'm on my golfing adventures on Bethpage I now know to be on the lookout for this creature. My question is, can you tell me what to expect in case of accidental confrontation? Obviously you wouldn't want to enrage this beast. But if I happen to stumble across him/her would it run? Would it attack? Should I stand my ground? Should I run? Or maybe singing a lullaby would put it to sleep? Or even maybe I could offer it some Jack Links Beef Jerky? I just don't know. A little information on the beast himself would be greatly appreciated. 

                                                                                                        Master Yoda