Investigatin' rumors 'bout my new home Dub-G-T
I've formed a couple theories 'bout what's goin' on y'see
Now lately there's been mucho talk about some folks who cheat
by havin' multiple accounts which makes 'em hard t'beat
I seen this stuff in movies folks, I know for fact it's true
invasion of the body snatchin' multi 'countin' ghouls !!!
Them no good pod perversion's stinkin' up the place
It's gettin' so's the tounaments is just one big disgrace
Say "Hallelujah" brother, can I get a witness here?
It's time that somethin' must be done, but, it's too late I fear.