I finally turned him off today, I quite liked the idea but his toe curlingly sh1te banter finally drove me over the edge.
I really can't express how awful the guys patter is. I sincerely hope he didn't think the phrases he used were in any way funny or cool.
Garden spot, beach time, bucket and spade, a shooj drive, hit that tight.
No, no ,no, just get to fu(k you idiot.