Erm no Long, that was Lambert, the Butler/equerry/long suffering family retainer wearing the Oxford hoodie, which is actually mine from the womens lightweight eights. Lambert likes to be down wiv da kidz and the hoodie has the added benefit of being capacious enough to stow two bottles of Bulmers down the front if you pull the waist string tight.
It also fits three 1lb brown trout but don't tell Barlowe, the gamekeeper from the Kitley Estate about that please. The fish are the reason I let Lambert assume ownership of my hoodie because one of them not only bled inordinately, but also left some amount of nameless substance in there too.
The dog goes by the name of Dog. Dog is partial to a slice or two of Lambert.
Lizzie xx