Bill was playing golf one afternoon with his wife, and hit a
nasty slice off the second tee - landing in an impossible lie in front
of the greenkeeper's shed. Being helpful, his wife suggested "No need to
take a penalty shot darling, just open both the front and back doors and push the tractor out. Then, you'll can hit hit it straight
through the shed with a 3 iron."
"Brilliant idea darling!" and
with that, Bill took a mighty whack at
the ball, which struck the rear of the building - bouncing off
and hitting his wife in the head, killing her stone dead.
A few years later, Bill was playing the same hole with his new
wife... and by sheer coincidence landed at the exact same place in front
of the shed.
"No need to take a penalty shot," said his new wife, "we can push the
tractor out and open both sets of doors. You can hit straight through
the shed!"
"No way," he said. "Last time I tried that I ended up with a triple
bogey!