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what is a dormie?

Mon, Apr 30 2012 3:12 PM (27 replies)
  • t2greenin4
    2 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 4:45 AM

    any body know?

  • MedfordMel
    20 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 7:41 AM

    College room mate?

  • filthyitch
    1 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 7:41 AM

    Dormie is French slang for dont let the door hit you on the way out, seems rather fitting dosent it

  • wldthng016400
    250 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 7:43 AM

    Definition: "Dormie" is a match play term. In match play, a match is said to reach "dormie" when one of the golfers achieves a lead that matches the number of holes remaining (i.e., three holes up with three holes to play).

    When a match reaches a state of dormie, there a couple ways the term can be applied: The match will "go dormie" or "has gone dormie"; the match has "reached dormie"; the player who leads has "taken the match dormie."

    Dormie is a term that is most commonly heard during team match play competitions such as the Ryder Cup, Presidents Cup and Solheim Cup. In those competitions, players who finish 18 holes tied do not continue playing in order to break the tie. Instead, such matches are halved. In match play tournaments in which halves are used, the leading golfer is guaranteed at least a halve when the match reaches dormie, and the trailing golfer cannot win once the match goes dormie. In tournaments where playoffs are used to determine a match winner (such as the WGC Accenture Match Play Championship), dormie doesn't imply any such guarantees, but the term is still frequently used in those competitions by TV announcers and fans alike.

  • godelescher
    636 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 8:36 AM

    Etymologically, it's an interesting history.

    Dormies have rarely been seen, but they are thought to be a rare subspecies of the wombat family native to the Scottish Highlands.

    In one of nature's crueler evolutionary tactics, the Dormie's defense against predators is to have a nearly fatal heart attack and to emit a putrescent smell from its "death glands" located in its anus, (this is because its natural predators, birdies and eagles come from behind).

    The only known sighting of a wild dormie occurred In 1620 during a match between Liam MacBarelegs and David MacLegsarebare.

    On the 17th at St. Andrews, Liam, who was leading the match by 2 holes, but had driven into the left side fescue, flushed out the dormie while looking for his ball.

    The dormie flew out of the fescue with a start (they can only fly short distances from the fescue) and across the fairway.

    David, who was in the middle of his swing when all this happened, hit a monster slice that surely would have been the end of the match, if a wandering eagle hadn't spotted the dormie out in the open.

    As the eagle flew in from behind to attack the dormie, MacLegsarebare's errant approach shot coincided squarely with the eagle's jutting talons.

    With a golf ball now impaled on the now freaked out eagle's little toe, he tried to fly off toward his aerie, but the off-center weight and wind resistance created by his new adornment caused him to fly in a slow right to left arc directly over the 17th green.

    As the eagle finally shook the ball free from his bruised toe, the ball fell with a soft plop 2' above the hole, caught the slope, then slowly rolled into the hole.

    MacBarelegs was so disheartened by the events that he couldn't regain his composure at the 18th. He drove into the road, where he broke the windshield of a 17th century Saab, cursed, and walked off the course in a huff whith the match all square.

    Ever since then, "Dormie" has been used when a player needs only to halve a hole to win a match. It's not an announcement so much as a warning, shortened from "gg, but watch out for a f&*%ing dormie"

    Hope this helps

     

     

     

  • YankeeJim
    25,827 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 8:47 AM

    All this time I thought it was "Do me or die."  Sheesh, dyslexia is rough. :-/

  • EPDuffer
    66 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 9:06 AM

    All I can say, Godelescher, is that your tale is Legendary!

  • gsoup
    2,929 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 9:15 AM

    nice story

    but we all want to know

    did the eagle break its talon

  • godelescher
    636 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 12:27 PM

    gsoup:
    did the eagle break its talon

    no, he just mashed his niblick.

  • MBaggese
    15,367 Posts
    Tue, Apr 17 2012 12:37 PM

    Too funny!

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