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• drmoose 3,538 Posts

  Mon, Apr 30 2012 12:35 PM

  Yesterday, when last week was still so far away

  Lambert's off again on holiday

  Oh, I believe it's yesterday

   

  Suddenly, I've got jam all down the front of me

  Swear it wasn't Liz, so just blame me

  Oh, next week's here so suddenly

   

  Where did Lambert go ? I don't know, he wouldn't say

  Maybe ol' Frap's bong might have just come in to play, eh, eh, eh ?

   

  Yesterday, golf was such an easy game to play

  Now time / space is all the same you say

  Oh, I believe it's yesterday

   

   

• LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts

  Tue, May 1 2012 6:30 AM

  I have been researching things.

  Apparently a man called Einstein developed a theory about space.

  About time too.

   

  Lizzie xx

• MioKontic 4,646 Posts

  Tue, May 1 2012 9:58 AM

  Ya Lizzie, it's Eyestine's seary of relatives.

  Eyestine's serum says that for every relative there is an equal and opposite relative.  I think most people agree that this is usually the mother-in-law, although that is relative.

• LizzieRossetti 1,545 Posts

  Fri, Jan 18 2013 12:13 PM

  I plan on starting some speriments with time. Its the most awkward thing, but tres deja vu.

  Well without wasting any more err, time, perhaps I began. At this juncture, it is most important to remember that red red wine doesn't always necessarily improve a dish, although bizarrely, only time will tell, given half a chance, and some holy water if it gets too hot.

  There isn't so much to to say that I won't have said already, if you see what I mean and besides, there's that awful business of the R12's debacle to relent upon, when it was happened, as it will.

  This doesn't leave an awful lot on ones plate, not at least that a fork tine cannot handle, given half a chance, or a whole handle, whichever. Ooooh! cotton wool! got to dash, awfully abrubpt and a little sorry!

   

  Lizzie xx

• lonniescott711 4,204 Posts

  Fri, Jan 18 2013 12:34 PM

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• Dougie4042 4,410 Posts

  Fri, Jan 18 2013 9:15 PM

  Lizzie, I think both you and that YancyCan guy should hook up.  Man, those conversations would be mind bending!

  Cheers

  Doug

• SHRUDE 5,835 Posts

  Sat, Jan 19 2013 1:29 AM

  I wondered why the golfball was getting bigger.
  Then it hit me.

   

  Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

   

  A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

• renniw52 5,385 Posts

  Sat, Jan 19 2013 10:12 AM

  On my next check up, I am telling my Doctor I had no choice but to start back on the Jack Daniels. My desire to live longer, and my tenacious willpower, have been shattered by ready this forum. Live is really too short to not enjoy the enjoyables. With that said, or have I said it yet, or was it yesterday, I will make a decision, or have I? Could someone please clarify?