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• bubbadork 984 Posts

  Thu, Oct 25 2012 2:40 PM

  I have decided to enter the presidential race, as a member of the Publican Party, so vote for me.  

  My cabinet will be composed entirely of cornfed beauties. I promise a car in every garage (but not gas to run it) and a chicken in every pot (but not one to piss in).

  Every citizen will have the right to keep and arm bears. Men will retain the right of free speech, so long as they begin and end every utterance with, "Yes, ma'am."

• srellim234 2,077 Posts

  Thu, Oct 25 2012 4:03 PM

  bubbadork:

  ...Men will retain the right of free speech, so long as they begin and end every utterance with, "Yes, ma'am."

  I understand that part of your platform completely. After 34 years of marriage I have my wife right where she wants me.

• opyeuclid 6,710 Posts

  Thu, Oct 25 2012 5:43 PM

  And just how do you stand on the Tax on golf balls ?

  OPY

• rjs1969 196 Posts

  Thu, Oct 25 2012 6:26 PM

  BubbaD..I will vote for you." IF", 1.) You spend at least $100 Million on Campaigning to get a job, you will make less than $4 million doing.  2.)  You need to improve your LYING skills.  I already believe all the promises you have made.  3.) Legalize marijuana & the growth of Hemp.  4.)  Improve "Global Warming" I want the ice caps to melt. I own vacation property in Antartica.

• andrewmca 447 Posts

  Fri, Oct 26 2012 5:27 AM

  Sounds good Bubba

• srellim234 2,077 Posts

  Fri, Oct 26 2012 9:47 AM

  bubbadork:

  ...the Publican Party ...

  You need to knock the "l" out of it.

• navigater 1,319 Posts

  Sat, Oct 27 2012 11:27 AM

  with that stance ,it sounds like you are more of a demicat party.lol