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Grand Unified Theory of Golf - Null Hypothesis

Mon, Jan 21 2013 10:30 AM (16 replies)
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  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Sat, Jan 5 2013 11:06 AM

    Hello - My name is Yancy. I have spent an arduos and stress dream filled 6 months working on a tip from WGTer we know as Zagraniczniak and whatnot. This new theoreum I am presenting could change how we done view the game of golf and such.

    My thanks to Zagraniczniak for starting me on this journey to fine me innerwisdom. Now this be the first video where I ask for people to look at -- then think about  couple things. The full discosure will be viewable in video 2 shortly.

    Please save any inerpretables in comments for posting of video2 --- so that others can try to draw their own conclusables. We can talk it out then.

    Sincrely, I am Yancy


  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Sat, Jan 5 2013 6:51 PM

    This new theoreum I am presenting could change how we done view the game of golf and such.

    Or maybe I need some solid sleep.

    My name is Yancy

  • eraser12346
    3 Posts
    Sat, Jan 5 2013 7:24 PM

    It's alway interesting to hear your theoreums, Yancy.

    Rocco

  • DaveStrock
    919 Posts
    Sat, Jan 5 2013 10:53 PM

    What the heck you been smoking?...Can I have some?......

  • Boomerboy44
    1,514 Posts
    Sun, Jan 6 2013 2:31 PM

    Yancycan only smokes the finest Maui Wowwie with a little single malt.   :-))

     

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Sun, Jan 13 2013 10:43 AM

    Now to help my fellow commen men and such -- here is The Scream's painter, Ed Munsch analyzing this famous piece of art. Next I will be a doins the juxtaposition of this and the interpretabls from me thnkins:

    In his diary in an entry headed, Nice 22 January 1892, Munch described his inspiration for the image:

    One evening I was walking along a path, the city was on one side and the fjord below. I felt tired and ill. I stopped and looked out over the fjord—the sun was setting, and the clouds turning blood red. I sensed a scream passing through nature; it seemed to me that I heard the scream. I painted this picture, painted the clouds as actual blood. The color shrieked. This became The Scream.

    This memory was later rendered by Munch as a poem, which he hand-painted onto the frame of the 1895 pastel version of the work:

    I was walking along the road with two friends – the sun was setting – suddenly the sky turned blood red – I paused, feeling exhausted, and leaned on the fence – there was blood and tongues of fire above the blue-black fjord and the city – my friends walked on, and I stood there trembling with anxiety – and I sensed an infinite scream passing through nature.

  • drmoose
    3,543 Posts
    Mon, Jan 14 2013 8:54 AM

    Dear Mr. Ambassador,

    In a seemingly unrelated incident from Mr. Munch's alien portrait ( although it must be related as this is , after all, a "unified" theory ), I have news. While conducting further extensive research on the bunklers at St. A's, I have uncovered additional proof that the ancient aliens were also golf aficionados! Here is an un-retouched photograph of a "Cuneiform Putter Pal" tablet which clearly shows dual "Dingir" placements and , a Babylonian cuneiform translation of an ancient golfers' prayer to the VEM gods !

    I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !Great! Now I am a Master of Babylonian!Babylonian will be great for my resume !Great! Now I am a Master of Babylonian!I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !I currently hold a Degree in BabylonianWow, I'm writing in Babylonian !Babylonian will be great for my resume !I currently hold a Degree in BabylonianI'm doing my homework in Babylonian !Yes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian ! Wow, I'm writing in Babylonian !I currently hold a Degree in Babylonian
    I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !Wow, I'm writing in Babylonian !Babylonian will be great for my resume !Graduate School in Babylonian here I come !Great! Now I am a Master of Babylonian!Yes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian ! Graduate School in Babylonian here I come !Wow, I'm writing in Babylonian !I currently hold a Degree in BabylonianGreat! Now I am a Master of Babylonian!I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !Yes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian !
    I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !Great! Now I am a Master of Babylonian!Babylonian will be great for my resume !Wow, I'm writing in Babylonian !I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !Babylonian will be great for my resume !I'm doing my homework in Babylonian !Wow, I'm writing in Babylonian !Graduate School in Babylonian here I come !I currently hold a Degree in BabylonianGraduate School in Babylonian here I come !
    Wow, I'm writing in Babylonian !Babylonian will be great for my resume !I currently hold a Degree in BabylonianI currently hold a Degree in BabylonianI currently hold a Degree in BabylonianYes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian ! Yes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian ! Graduate School in Babylonian here I come !Babylonian will be great for my resume !
    Yes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian ! Wow, I'm writing in Babylonian !Yes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian ! Wow, I'm writing in Babylonian !I currently hold a Degree in BabylonianYes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian ! Yes ! Now I can get a job because I know Babylonian !  

    Further research will continue in hopes of gathering more intel for your Grand Unified Theory.

    Doc :)

    Btw, those wishing to make a sacrifice to the VEM gods are most welcome to visit my profile page and upload any content to theirs for free. While your individual results may vary, those who experience positive results are encouraged to relate their experiences on my wall. Ty's , in advance.

    Doc :)

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Mon, Jan 14 2013 7:14 PM


    Interseting find Dr. Moose! There is no proof that Aliens did not help foster the game of golf on this planet.

    Back to the G.U.T. - here is a dual-image look for ponderins and such before I present my conclusables soon.

  • frappefort
    3,994 Posts
    Tue, Jan 15 2013 12:20 AM

    Geezzzz,  I fit right in  ,,, i understood  everything i reed........     we are not alone  Yancy .........    they got  me  screaming to   , cant say no more to complex ,in my theory.

  • YancyCan
    3,027 Posts
    Tue, Jan 15 2013 2:14 PM

    Me personal interpratables upon me GUT. This is 6 months in the workins, and I do believe "The Scream" painting is about golfer anxiety and whatnots. Next, my colleagues say I need to develop some copin skills to handle this -- as this has changed me personal world view of many thangs.

    Now I cut this video off after what needed to be said was said and the Folgers just had me ramblin on like a fool.

     I WELCOME you alls personal interpretations of the documentations shown here

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