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When is it too cold for golf?

• Dougie4042 4,410 Posts

  Thu, Jan 10 2013 6:40 PM

  borntobesting:

  #09… Even with Mr. Rogers and Martha Stewart in your group, you still don’t feel warm and fuzzy.

  LOL.

• Chinajohn 1,190 Posts

  Thu, Jan 10 2013 8:07 PM

  When I have to get out of my luxury swivel armchair to adjust the heating / aircon.

  Last time I hit some real balls with a club I was almost prosecuted for GBH!

• MBaggese 15,367 Posts

  Thu, Jan 10 2013 9:34 PM

  When ya balls clank together

• frappefort 3,994 Posts

  Thu, Jan 10 2013 10:18 PM

  borntobesting:

  I got this in an e-mail from swing to swing golf. Some funny stuff.

   

  Here are the top ten signs it’s too cold for golf:

  #10… You have to wear the visor with the plaid, woolen ear flaps.

  #09… Even with Mr. Rogers and Martha Stewart in your group, you still don’t feel warm and fuzzy.

  #08… Your hands feel warmer when they touch a witch’s breast.

  #07… When you fell through the ice, you realized taking a divot on a frozen pond wasn’t such a hot idea.

  #06… Your cart sinks when it hits an iceberg.

  #05… It drops below the temperature of an IRS agent’s heart.

  #04… It’s hard to read a putt with Tammy Faye Baker icicles on your eyelashes.

  #03… The greens are groomed by a Zamboni.

  #02… A Woolly Mammoth just walked across the hole.

  And the NUMBER ONE reason it’s too cold for golf:

  #01… Your balls have turned blue.

   

  lmbo     verry funny