Sorry TarheelsRule, but a burger anywhere in Scotland is impossible !!!
These objects are remains from the time of the invasions of the Nordic Vikings and they are a part of a secret communication system that led the great Viking Leif Eriksson to North America in the 11th century. Leif had a slaughter with him that was left on the beach when the party returned. That man later became the ancestor to the inventors of Flash Peppar and the so called "Meter". Some of the later sons in the family invented the so called "burger" as well.
Leif and his family were praised in centuries in the Nordic countries for deporting that man, but now we all suffer under the result.
The secret is simply to hit all the antennas under one and the same round and Leif Eriksson will return to take away the heads from the shoulders of some certain programmers. After that will there never again be a Flash or Meter problem and VEM will disappear for ever together with the so called "burger".
ps
The solution to the "space bar issue" is not included in the return of Leif Eriksson