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The Difference Between Canadians and Americans

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Wed, Jun 12 2013 11:07 PM (114 replies)
  • YankeeJim
    25,827 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 7:45 AM

    patriciawilliams:
    If all Canadian hockey players played for Canada only, the cup would never leave this country

    They .like the money they get to keep when they get paid on this side of the border. :-)

  • kmarline21
    442 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 11:12 AM

    Q: What is the difference between a Canadian and a canoe?
    A: A canoe tips.

  • kmarline21
    442 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 11:13 AM

    Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
    A: The taste!

  • YankeeJim
    25,827 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 11:59 AM

    kmarline21:

    Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
    A: The taste!

    No way.  Molson XXX rules. LOL

  • Boomerboy44
    1,514 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 1:58 PM

    Grew up across the lake from Toronto in Western NY. Canada was a big part of growing up. The  boarder  didn't mean a thing. Crossed  over all the time and new the custom agents on both sides of the bridge by their first names. Never ever missed HOCKEY NIGHT IN CANADA. Go LEAFS.

    Mr.Jones was a  custodian in our school but lived in Niagara on the Lake CA. He took the ferry across the river every day, then back at night. Oh he also played the bass  drum in the CA. pipe band. 

    Man I  haven't  thought about that in a long time.....GREAT thread..:-)) 

  • Jerm65
    1,413 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 2:06 PM

    kmarline21:

    Q: What do urine samples and Canadian beer have in common?
    A: The taste!

    I think you're just ashamed to admit that after only one Canadian beer.....you passed out on the floor of the men's room.  ;-)

    But nevermind that.  How in the world do you know what a urine sample tastes like?!?

  • bigdaddie1
    2,694 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 2:59 PM

    Canadian Summers...
    - Hi, did you have a good Summer? 
    - Yes indeed, we had a great picnic that afternoon!!!

  • ZioMio
    4,680 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 3:45 PM

    A Canadian Pam Anderson

    ...and then the Americian Pam Anderson.

  • Ducati916
    1,116 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 4:47 PM

    Re: Canadian Pam/U.S. Pam   yep..Inflation...sometimes good...sometimes....this.

  • renniw52
    5,385 Posts
    Tue, Jun 4 2013 4:48 PM

    The Canadian chick looks real, and I am into real. Francois help me out here, would you really, on your worst night want all that botox and plastic? I saw a video with her and Tommie Lee, unless your running the Kentucky Derby, you can't handle her anyhow. 

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