#10. It's not raining.
#9. You're anywhere near the water with a new or slightly used ball.
#8. It's a day of the week that ends in "Y".
#7. The Forum Mods have no comment.
#6. If you make this putt in stroke, your average will go down.
#5. Your Avatar will not look you in the eye.
#4. There's a qualifier being played
#3. YJ posted something in the forums.
#2. You hit the "Play Now" button.
And... the #1 "Tell-tale" sign you're gonna get Vemmed on WGT,
No one has called Mister WGT for a 100,000 credit phone chat !
Doc :)