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Tue, Mar 18 2014 12:26 PM (43 replies)
  • srellim234
    2,077 Posts
    Fri, Oct 4 2013 10:40 AM

    When picking a golf course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    When picking up dates in a bar, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

  • Chinajohn
    1,190 Posts
    Tue, Oct 8 2013 1:27 AM

    srellim234:

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    When picking up dates in a bar, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

    Correction, 

    When picking up dates in a bar, beauty is in the size of the wallet. 

    I've seen WAY too many fugly rich guys with VERY attractive young women, especially in China.

  • alanti
    10,564 Posts
    Tue, Oct 8 2013 2:22 AM

    srellim234:

    When picking a golf course, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

    When picking up dates in a bar, beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

     

    LMAO - I still remember the morning I wished I could chew through my own arm and run away. Hardly ever drink these days lol.

    And I also agree with John, Yanguize/Gweilos/Farang often get the pretty girls because of a well stocked wallet, although in fairness the allure of foreigners and assumed fat wallets are certainly an aid for "picking up dates" - certainly in China. But this is the same for hawkers, where I quickly learnt a few words that would give you peace.

  • mkg335
    5,491 Posts
    Fri, Oct 11 2013 12:06 PM

    PaulTon:

     

    This reminds me of the tribute to the Scots sung by M. Jagger years ago:

    "Hey, MacLeod, get offa my ewe!"

  • MBaggese
    15,367 Posts
    Sat, Oct 12 2013 7:16 PM

    mkg335:

    This reminds me of the tribute to the Scots sung by M. Jagger years ago:

    "Hey, MacLeod, get offa my ewe!"

    Ya effing knuckle head!

  • bubbadork
    984 Posts
    Sat, Oct 12 2013 7:24 PM

    If you wear a kilt, the sheep can't hear the zippers....

  • mkg335
    5,491 Posts
    Sat, Oct 12 2013 8:14 PM

    You guys reminded me of another song...

    "Ain't mutton like the real thing, baby..."

  • MBaggese
    15,367 Posts
    Sat, Oct 12 2013 8:33 PM

    mkg335:

    You guys reminded me of another song...

    "Ain't mutton like the real thing, baby..."

    Okay...ya brought it up...and ya "went there"...

     

    Now sheep are guuuuuud...but pigs are better.

     

    Only drawback is they squeal on ya;)

  • geraldlarousse
    1,986 Posts
    Sat, Oct 12 2013 8:36 PM

    MBaggese:

    mkg335:

    You guys reminded me of another song...

    "Ain't mutton like the real thing, baby..."

    Okay...ya brought it up...and ya "went there"...

     

    Now sheep are guuuuuud...but pigs are better.

     

    Only drawback is they squeal on ya;)

    Coming out of the closet??     Kindly keep that to yourself please. 

    Way to much information there.  Done ruined my night.

    :))

  • MBaggese
    15,367 Posts
    Sat, Oct 12 2013 8:41 PM

    geraldlarousse:
    Way to much information there.  Done ruined my night.

     

    What G!!!

     

    Ya cancelling dinner on me at this late hour!!!!

     

    Dang, and Mark was bringing over the lava lamp!

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