Twas the
night before Day 6
I’m sure
you heard it too
A creature
was stirring
Renni52.
His group
of 12
He
assembled with care
Then sent
them about
With
presents to share
Stuffing
the stockings
In the
forum with care,
In hopes
that some golfers
soon would
be there.
The
Individuals CC
Gathered
their stuff
And
weathered themselves
For the big
morning rush
What should
we give
And how
many
Should we
send it by sleigh
They asked
of Renni
Send them
whatever
They all
were told
Send them a
six pack
It don’t
have to be cold
Send them some
balls
That might
help with their game
Send them something
That will
add to their fame
Speaking of
balls
We all
chuckled and grinned
And then we
grabbed Renni
Who by now
reeked of gin
We pulled
back his scro_tum
And
sling-shotted him high
With gifts
on his back
testes on
his thighs
Off he went
in the night
His group
gave a whistle
Then they
all settled down
To follow
that missile
And we
heard him exclaim,
‘ere he flew
out of sight,
"Happy
Christmas to all,
and to all a good-night!"