some like him, some don't but I find him amusing......lightens up the game a bit....
DAVID FEHERTY QUOTES
On the chilly air: “I’m freezing my nads off. It’s snot-blindingly
cold. There are two lumps in my throat, and I think it’s my raisins.”
On Nick Faldo: “The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.”
On losing weight: “I lost 150lb if you include my wife.”
On Crooked Stick: “It is so long it’s the first time I’ve had to take into account the curvature of the earth.”
On John Daly’s haircut: “Worst haircut I’ve ever seen in my life. It looks like he has a divot over each ear.”
On Daly at St Andrews: “There are five courses here. He must hit one of them.”
my favourite quote:
On Colin Montgomerie: “He’s got a face like a warthog who’s just been stung by a wasp.”
On his drinking: “It got to be like a video game, where you get to the highest level and it’s not even a challenge.”
On his swing on a bad day: “It was like a privy door on a prawn trawler in the middle of the Atlantic.”
On Jack Nicklaus courses: “They are like hot air dryers in public lavatories. They are a good idea, but take too long.”
On Tiger’s flatulence: “He can lay ‘em down like a crop duster.”
On Phil Mickelson: “Phil is brilliant, but he’s nuts. There’s
something not quite right about that boy. Phil is watching a movie that
only Phil can see.”
On one of Tiger’s shots: “Never has my flabber been so completely gasted.”
:-)